Over the years we have been going to the beach we have
tried all kinds of different ways of stopping the sand entering where we don’t
want it to and it had so far been a fruitless endeavour.
There was originally the traditional beach towel, which
is of course terrible, crumples up, sand sticks it and is impossible to wash on
a daily basis, so that was only used for day one of year one.
Then we upgraded to the straw mat, which while easier to
clean up at the end of the day and doesn’t crumple still lets sand in through
the gaps and was just destroyed by the end of the week.
So on to year two and we upgrade again to the plastic
carrier bag style mat that even has the luxury of blow up head rests and so far
it had been the winner in the longevity stakes lasting us through years two and
three, but sadly still let in sand through the gaps and once again had to make
its way to the dumpster as it just couldn’t handle the ‘demands’ that were
place upon it.
So then, the real game changer….as we were to later
discover for enjoying great beach sex is the CGear Sand Free Mat. It’s
a bit of an investment, multiple times what it costs for your standard mat, but
man, does it pay back with a great return on investment. This thing is solid,
we can see that it is going to last, it is a good size for the two of us…..and
we even had friends join us on it from time to time, we are sure you will be
shocked and surprised to hear!!!!
So then, why is it so good? See the video below and it
does work in real life testing as it says and as the video shows. Any sand
appears on the mat and you just pat the area around it and the sand disappears
through it and best of all, nothing comes up from the underneath, it’s one way
traffic only, all going down….perfect!!!!
So this sounds all well and good, which it certainly is,
but the difference in beach experience over the course of the day and at the end
is significant. With sun lotion on, your body is a little sticky and has a tendency
to pick up any loose materials i.e. sand, and stay there forever, but because there
is no sand on your mat, less sand ends up on your hands and body. Also, at the
end of the day, whenever we have returned to our apartment, traditionally it
has been a careful walk through to the shower that is invariably located right
at the back of the apartment to try to minimise the level of sand that we are
going to drop from us onto the tiled floor and then it takes an age to rub off
all of the sand that has accumulated on us over the day. Not now, far less sand
on us and the end of day shower is so much easier.
And tomorrow I’ll be reviewing a few power tools and food
blenders, judging what I feel to be the best ones. No, only joking, don’t
worry, YSL isn’t turning the HeelnStocking blog into a non sex product
comparison site, but we did feel that this mat deserves special attention as it
is just so good!!! Back to the fucking tomorrow, promise!!
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