Friday 17 January 2014

ELust #54

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How children will break UK Internet filters. Submissive, Not Passive When Sex and Disabilities Collide

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My 20 of 2013 Hello 2014

Erotic Fiction

Call Me Maybe To Watch... Holiday Travails The third message So You Want to Worship Me...Start Here. Three Stories Up Men in cages Lucky Mascot - Huddle: Sex With Sporty Queers

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Sex Toys Storage: Hiding from People SexyLittleIdeas -11 Annoying yet Sexual Dares His PTSD Cheated on Me Cum You're Art but I'm Not Anger and intimacy Among a Sea of Submissives Object My experiences with unwanted intercourse

Erotic Non-Fiction

Phoenix lies and gets herself in trouble The Storm Behind the Calm Why I eat your pussy Light My Fire - Zoe Tries Fire Play Spreading Christmas Cheer I write a letter to The Neighbor Humiliation Sa'afia's punishment night (1st IV scenes) Both ends of the spectrum Love of Flesh; Want for Blood First Blush Birthday Burning

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

Dear Mollena... The Best Motivator on liberties taken. Submission, More Than A Feeling Breaking Prude - The Dirty Seven


Just Touch It A Time To Cum

Sex News,Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Shoe Fetishism - RZ

Friday 10 January 2014

Swinging - the grass is always greener?

Swinging - The Grass is always greener?

As long time blog readers will know, Yummy and I met and we have developed and enjoyed a very deep and positive relationship from our first meeting through to the present day where we have not had a cross word between us, we think in similar ways, have similar values and still have an strong sexual desire for each other.

And as blog readers will also know, we also enjoy recreational sex with others in a swinging capacity too. Since we have been together, we have always met with others together and neither of us have any interest in going off to 'a meet' on a solo basis, or 'playing with permission', as it is known in the swinging the world. This is because we view swinging as an extension of our relationship where we have an opportunity to view each other enjoying themselves with others as opposed to simply looking for sex with others to relieve monotony or other such boredoms.

Following agreement from Yummy when I asked her last week, I thought that I would like to write a small piece about swinging from different perspectives as we now have experience in this area as a couple, single female and single male as each category often thinks that another category has an easier time and more fun than another............however do they, is the grass always greener?

The Single Male
I used to have a single male profile and I always appreciated that single males are the dominant category in terms of absolute numbers so felt that couples and single females could afford to be choosey about who they decided to proceed with. With this in mind, I only approached and contacted profiles that genuinely interested me and as such, put in what I assumed was the normal work for first communicating with a profile, i.e. addressing them by their names in the salutation,  
responding to wording and interests in their profile and outlining things about myself. Not all messages got a reply and many were simply deleted, however I always took the view that there is no point in getting frustrated about this and protesting to them or following further communications as they clearly don't feel the same way about my profile as I did about theirs, and starting a row with someone isn't going to make them like me is it?

For those who did reply to me, I often received expressions of surprise and gratitude that someone had actually taken the time to write to them properly and treat them like real living people, which were nice compliments for me to receive, however I didn't really appreciate what all of this actually meant until I became a member of another category! As exchanges progressed to agreed meetings, I always arrived on time, showered, shaved, appropriately dressed and as I have said to Yummy on a number of occasions, I had a 100% record as a single male as from an initial social meeting/drinks, the evening would always end with me enjoying the other person/people intimately. I don't say this to boast as I like to think that I am quite a self aware person and on every meet, I never once took it for granted that it would end with sex, however I was often complimented on how pleasant I was, a conversationalist and that I had done what was agreed, such as being there on time and so forth.

I remember a couple of meets with two couples, on separate occasions, where the female partner arrived looking jaded and disinterested, but within half an hour of initial conversation, their mood lightened and they became engaged in the meet. On the second occasion of this, by the time that I was lying naked on their living room floor at 2 in the morning, they admitted that they had come out in a frosty mood and were only going to meet for coffee and nothing more, but the lady changed her mind during our conversation. What was this all about I was thinking, in general, but still not fully appreciating it.

So anyway, so it went on until I met Yummy and six months after we met we both moved into the couples category. However, before I move on to that, a little section on the single female perspective as it has been related to me from various ladies.

The Single Female
This is the category that everyone (apart from the single females) thinks is having the time of their lives and an easy ride in the swinging community, but are they? A common phrase in the swinging world is 'the unicorn' or 'the elusive single bi female', so named as it is commonly believed that bisexual single ladies are difficult to find or that there are so few of them that a couple is lucky to meet up with one. However, as both a single male and a couple, this hasn't been my experience. I have met and enjoyed many bi single females and with Yummy, regularly enjoy MFF experiences. Notably we have one lovely lady that is very keen on us and we very much appreciate in return and in another case, we have another lovely lady who stayed overnight with us.....which was nice :D

So, if we experience this but they are commonly viewed as 'elusive', how can this paradox come about?

The number of single females with profiles is lower than that of males and couples, therefore they have more attention focused upon them, and as such they receive more mail, which you would think would be great for them, but it's not as most of the mail is simply dross from no-hopers who don't read the profile, don't care about them as a person (it's just a female up for sex), send one liners that aren't even written in English and even more lazily than that, they simply copy and paste this rubbish into messages to every female they can find a profile for. So all of this happens multiple times, a females inbox is overwhelmed (and we are literally talking hundreds of messages per day here) and the female simply tires of going through the process of opening up all of these messages from people who aren't even trying and have no specific interest in them. As a result of this, on occasion a decent communication will be overlooked/deleted without reading and it is not uncommon for females to simply do a wholesale delete on all unread messages to make their inbox manageable again.

When it comes to meets, females are often let down, especially by single males, they may not turn up as agreed, they may be of a completely different age from what they claimed, they may have sent pictures of themselves from several years ago, but unable to hold a conversation and so forth.

So, the grass isn't looking so green for single females, surely it must be easy for couples then?

The Couple
For the average person, I'm sure that the words 'swingers' and 'swinging' will conjure up the traditional thoughts of couples 'round at each other's houses picking car keys out of a bowl and so forth, so surely with this supposed heritage and the inherent maturity and possibly stability  of couples, they will be the most reliable and be having the most fun with each other?

Well, for starters, if a couple wishes to meet with another couple, for it to be successful for all concerned, we now have four people who have to be in agreement that they all like each other, which is obviously a greater number than the two, if it's a 1:1 singles meet. I like to think that I am discriminating in who I would wish to meet with and subsequently pursue further and I know that Yummy most certainly is, so this filters out a lot of couples, however the biggest issue for us is usually the male half of a couple. This isn't because Yummy has impossibly high standards and it isn't because I am overprotective, after all I want to see Yummy enjoy herself with another man and as I am bi, I am more than happy to be in close proximity to another man, it is because they often are simply severely lacking in one or multiple areas. We see many profiles and have met couples where the lady is very attractive and we like, but when it comes to the male partner, there is just no way!!! Examples of this can be lack of intelligence, lack of personal hygiene, cannot behave to social norms or is just plain ugly!!! The height of this had to be the sufferance that Yummy very generously gave to me for the guy who stank of cigarettes and only had one tooth!!! His female partner was delightful and we really liked her, although even she must have had enough as they split up a few months after we met them.

OK then, if meeting other couples has its difficulties, surely this elusive bi female must be impossible? Well, as above, we seem to have enjoyed single females very nicely, however there are a number of ladies with profiles that neither of us wish to engage with and I made a monumental error of judgement with one single female for us recently that I certainly don't wish to repeat so just because they are single, female and bi, it doesn't mean that all will be well.

As above, there is no shortage of single males, so now that I am in a different category, surely it must be fun for me to be on the other end and simply pick and choose who we play with??? Oh dear god, this was the area where I got the biggest shock of my swinging life experience.


I had assumed that as all males know they are in the majority in terms of numbers, they would up their game and set out to impress, just like the old days when chatting up women in bars, make sure the clothes look good, the hair is in place and the chat up lines are wrong I was. We regularly get one liners along the lines of 'wonna meat', 'wot yous up 2', 'fancy suckin me cock', 'U up 4 fun' and so on. Obviously from day one, these types of messages have failed the first filter test of being able to write legibly. The second filter test is what do these males look like? Ugliness seems to be a common factor, not just in the face department, but also the cock, in terms of 'erm, really? you think you can seriously call yourself a 'bull' with that pathetic thing??', wildly growing and uncheck pubes and so forth.

In the early days of us seeking single males, once the above filters had been passed and a meet was agreed, I thought that it would be plain sailing from here and MMF fun would be commencing shortly, however, the reality of a man in front of you can be quite different from the picture built up from a series of message exchanges. We had one guy who we had both separately built up in our minds as being a sophisticated designer type person, was in fact a short, squat bald man with thick glasses, another who turned up in what could be best described as old clothes, another who could write extraordinarily well but the reality was a short, bearded dog owner who couldn't hold a face to face conversation. It has simply been a revelation to me that many men don't put any effort at all into attempting to impress others when the whole point of communicating/meeting with others in this way to engage in the most intimate acts that humans can have.

After a social meeting with a single guy and he passes the tests, everything fine, right? Erm not always. Common errors can be guys who have large cocks, often can't get them erect, and we are not being shallow here and expecting people to perform on cue, in fact one guy we had, we quite liked but he was very nervous and as expected, he couldn't perform, but we really enjoyed the evening with him, although of course he was very conscious of his failing, but we did all that we could to reassure him that it wasn't an issue and there are many other ways to enjoy each other. We had another guy would as the night progressed kept 'having to leave the room' for increasingly prolonged periods and it became apparent that he was coming down with 'Columbian flu'. We've had guys who were purportedly bi where we both gave them heavenly double BJs, but nothing was reciprocated. Other guys who once they have cum, all interest is immediately lost and the night is over. And then there are the 'grabby' guys who have no finesse, can't believe their luck and the situation that they are in and it is hands all over the place grabbing and squeezing tits and genitals in an excited and unsophisticated manner that is of course not sexually appealing in any way at all.  However the worst and most surprising incident is where following our usual fantastic double BJ delight, the guy refused to wear a condom and simply didn't wish to continue any sexual play whatsoever due to our refusal to play bareback.

So what am I trying to say with this piece? When I discussed it with Yummy, I initially thought that it may be a guide as to how to successfully progress as a swinger, but then having read a number of forums recently, I remembered that we all have different perspectives, aspirations and qualities that we look for and are prepared to accept, so it's likely that my words above are just simply my views, experiences and thoughts, which are equally as valid as someone else's who may take a different view.

On reflection, what I have attempted to do is to provide an overview of the experiences that Yummy and I have had in the three swinging categories that we have collectively been in and we have therefore  had the luxury of metaphorically sitting on both sides of the table and knowing what it is like in regards to giving and receiving.

We know that we are not alone or unique in any of these experiences as we regularly swap stories with others who have had variations on the above and indeed, if you are interested in further reading, this book is an excellent and very valid account of swinging in the UK which still holds true today . It is written by the male half of a couple that have been swinging for a good number of years and run a Swinging Club in the North of England.
We can relate to a number of the anecdotes that are shared in the book such as 'timewasters' (i.e. people who don't meet, although initial suggestions are otherwise) and couples who are selfish in their desires and have no regard for who they are with and so on.

Overall, our meetings with others have been positive, but it really is a game of patience this swinging business and doing it right, knowing the signs to look for and holding out for the right people. Even with our experience, we still to this day don't get it right every time, but when it works, it is such a wonderful and thrilling experience that we delight in sharing together.

Thursday 9 January 2014

Cap D'Agde club review -Melrose


This is a free of charge entry bar that is located in Section 5 of Port Nature and is right at the end of a small row of bars and is really not difficult to find once you are in the area. When all of the other bars are embarrassingly empty, this one is stuffed with bodies and the tunes are booming out.

We have only been in this bar once, but have passed it many times on our way to other clubs. The music is dance, the sound system is good and it is like there is a permanent party doing on in there with customers pole dancing and simply having the time of their lives.

The bar is open sided, so you can see in, and this is what the groups of single guys do who can't get in to the couples only clubs. The guys have always seemed fine to us, not intimidating or overstepping the mark as we have passed.

On our one visit, we enjoyed good drinks, a great atmosphere and YSL enjoyed masturbating Yummy at the bar whilst we were both standing there :)

If it's so great, why haven't we returned since our one venture on our first trip? We guess it's really because we have bars that are just as lively at home (bar the public nudity and sex of course) and our treats in France are the clubs and the fantastic beers and wine that we can buy from the supermarkets and enjoy in our apartment, so why would we spend our short, precious time in France in a bar. Having said this, it is a great place, we enjoy looking in as we pass and we got the tune that they constantly played in our heads for the whole week in 2013, Thrift Shop by Macklemore, which was annoyingly welcome. I've got twenty dollars in ma pocket!!!!

Wednesday 8 January 2014

Cap D'Agde Club review - Clair Obscur

Clair Obscur

8:00pm - 02:00am (Opening days vary according to season)

This is a fetish/BDSM club that is located in Port Ambonne

We have visited this club once every year on our three trips to Cap and it has always been a pleasure and an eye opener.

The dress code is very strict for this club and YSL was turned away on the first year for the crime of wearing a white shirt. To remedy this issue, he had to buy a black shirt to match his black jeans and boots. The dress code is, either all black, or fetishwear, not standard sexual wear. It is also a couples only club and we have seen a number of single guys turned away.

Once you have passed the dress test with the guy on the door, he opens it and you enter into a very small area for paying your entrance. Entrance for couples is €55 with two drinks and they also have a complimentary buffet available all night. After payment, you pass through the heavy red velvet curtain and you enter the club itself.

To the left is the bar and a drinking area and further through that way is another dining area along with the buffet. To the right and all of the way up a corridor, there are a number of fetish rooms and at the top of the corridor is a larger room that contains more fetish equipment.

The side rooms have equipment such as St Andrews crosses and a wooden horse (complete with a variety of different sized wooden dildos to ride on) and in the large top room there is a medical table, enema equipment, a wheel, a cage that rises, swing, prison cages and a small mezzanine for pets who have been naughty.

You can take your own equipment, as many do, and there is also a very amply stocked range of paddles and whips at the side of the bar to select from.

The music is a constant drone of gothic style that provides good atmosphere and goes very well with the clientele, the majority of which are clearly enthusiasts in the scene and in no way 'mere tourists' gawping at what this BDSM business might be all about.

Nothing is too outlandish or outrageous in this club and everyone is made to feel welcome, whatever their fetish and nobody laughs at them or makes them feel foolish. Every time we have visited we have seen a number of woman crawling on the floor after their master and eating food from their dog bowl, we have also seen a guy being very heavily fisted, a sissy made to expose himself to the room, an elderly couple enjoying caning and a D/s couple where he was whipping her and drawing blood!!!

The Madam who runs the club clearly takes the lifestyle very seriously and it is a place for people who are either in the lifestyle or can appreciate it and it is most certainly not your average holidaymaker club.

Tuesday 7 January 2014

TMI- thoughts during sex

1) What was the last fantasy you thought about while masturbating?
YSL: I enjoy reading the stories on a UK swinging website and the last one I read was about two men (a husband and a new acquaintance) who took it in turns all night to fill the wife full of cum.
Yummy: I fantasised on Sunday morning about a previous sexual encounter that we had in 2013 details of which are here- A fantasy Fulfilled. It was brought to mind as the gentleman in question has recently messaged us. I was quite surprised as he had proclaimed that he wasnt into BBW's but it seems according to his profile I have converted him.Essential though my fantasy was that YSL was straddling and fucking my mouth whilst holding my legs open for our friend to enjoy me.
2) Do you think about fantasies while playing with your partner?
YSL: I don't so much think of fantasies for myself and wander off with them, however I do on occassion recite stories that I make up as I go along and whisper them in Yummy's ear as we play. I think we both like it :)
Yummy: I often think of things we have done togther or things I want to do with YSL. SOmetimes it feels like he reads my mind as he puts my unsaid words into action. I adore it when YSL whispers in my ear a fantasy for us both, it excites me so much.
3) If the sex isn’t that great do you find your mind wanders? If yes, to what?
YSL: What?? There are times when sex isn't great??
Yummy: Clearly wine if my last occassion is anything to go by! Thankfully its a rare occassion sex is poor and its been compensated by grfeater passion between us when the disapointment has left the premises!
4) Have you ever thought about a previous partner while with another?
YSL: I always enjoy and think about the partner that I am with
Yummy: Yes but not in a singular way, I have thought about being shared by 2 men with equal passion and love for me so the thoughts of YSL and a previous lover have entered my head.
5) What is the biggest turn-off thought that has barged into your head at the wrong moment?
YSL: I am focused and keep my mind on the job in hand
Yummy: Generally when have sex or sharing intimacy I am so into the moment no other thoughts can enter my mind. I have had an ocassion that as I went to kiss a lady I stopped dead in my tracks as she had just drank neat vodka and had the same perfum as my mother who had just died..
Bonus: If you were to think of another blogger during sexual play (intercourse, masturbating, etc.) to spice things up, who would it be? (put a link to their blog so we can all go think of them) 

Sunday 5 January 2014

Sinful Sunday - both ends of the spectrum

We arrived at the penthouse apartment and quickly undressed urgently needing to be close to each other. After a prolonged spanking over the breakfast bar with various butt plugs and toys being used to fill my holes, YSL proceeded to alternately fucking both holes until my knees buckled as I came so hard.

I headed to the shower and YSK followed with wine glass in hand, he took a mouthful then delivered it to me with a kids. We embraced in the rain shower with such ferocity. It felt like we hadn't seen each other for weeks and just couldn't get enough of each other. We soaped up each other's bodies, YSL slipped his cock inside me again and my moans echoed against the stone walls, he grabbed my breasts and squeezed the nipples until my moans turn to an orgasming scream.

Still wet and YSL still hard we returned to the breakfast bar and I tapped the bench indicating to YSL to climb on board. I perched on the edge of a bar stool and devoured he cock almost to the point of ignoring it was his, I just sucked and licked it for my pleasure. My efforts were rewarded as my mouth and throat flooded with his cum as he spilled inside me.

Our guest was due and we needed to dress, I was nervous so took another gulp of wine and refilled my glass. We hadn't seen a picture of this woman but her writting had been that of an educated person just lacking in sf confidence. YSL was excited and confident that our new companion would delight.

I checked our account on a Fabswingers and there was a message from her. "Just noticed you don't meet smokers" my reply was positive to try and keep forward motion "I'm sure you can be considerate and not smoke before meeting us" she agreed and we continued to get ready... I mean drink lots.

There was just something that didn't sit right with me, she seemed to say one thing then contradict in her actions but given all the turn downs I have given YSL with other potential swinging meets I wanted to stay positive and try to see the best in this lady.

YSL headed to the shop to get more wine as it was clear the couple of bottles weren't going to last as it was only 6pm! He returned and then went to meet Tina. My nerves continued to build and I continued to medicate with wine so by the time YSL returned with Tina I was half cut and unsteady on my feet wearing a see through negligee. 

The woman that had said she wanted to dress slutty but was more comfortable in jeans skulked in wearing jeans and trainers, oversized tshirt and unwashed hair. The smell of smoke reached me before she did and my stomach wretched, I took another large gulp.

Clearly shy and lacking in confidence I try to make her feel at ease, my thoughts were if she's naked and showered this could still work. She enjoys some wine and finally manages eye contact and starts to converse with ease. The content of conversation again doesn't match the persona but I think she needs this fasade to feel comfortable. 

Someone had drank all the wine again... Erm.... Might if been me. YSL ventured to the shops again for more supplies and I decided I would try and get her stripped and smelling nice. 

I got as far as suggesting we get our clothes off as YSL returned. As she stripped I tried to not let my face betray my thoughts as she refused to remove her socks.

The next thing I remember was throwing up red wine all over the bathroom. 

I remember YSL briefly playing with her in the bedroom and me sitting on the bed and then running for the bathroom again. 

I remember my elation as she left and crawling on the bed to discover she had pissed all over it. 

Then it was morning... My head hurt so much but YSL making love as we spooned was helping ease the pain.

Sinful Sunday

Saturday 4 January 2014

Cap D'Agde club review - Le Jules

Le Jules

10:30 - 03:00


The website is up to date and contains upcoming events and times along with photographs of the club. However, the pictures are only of the main dancefloor/bar section of the club and they are very kind pictures compared to what the reality is.


The location of this club is next to Port Nature section 5, underneath the pool. It is right on the pathway in front of Port Nature and can't really be missed. We have seen it over the past three visits to Cap and always been interested in what it is like, but like all clubs, you don't know what you will get until you have paid and entered. We have always been put off entering due to the activities around the door and the people hanging around, which mainly refers to the door staff and their friends. On our first year to Cap, a disruptive group of young men came to our section of the beach in the daytime and they were so badly behaved, that all play stopped by all on the beach until they finally left....and guess who was hanging around the door of Le Juls that evening and were clearly very good friends with the door staff?? So not a great first impression and on subsequent walks past, it just hasn't looked great from the outside due to people such as this being there.


Anyway, this year we wanted to try a different club and Le Juls was the only viable one that we were prepared to even give a go. Fortunately the door staff seemed fine on this evening and a pleasant lady at the ticket counter took our €20 in exchange for entry and our two drinks tokens. As soon as you enter the door, you are straight into the club and it is the dance/bar section that is in the pictures on the website, however as mentioned above, it is a bit grimmer in reality. The club has a very small feel about it and a very low ceiling, which makes it hot and on the evening we were there it was certainly busy and crowded. At the end of the room is a DJ booth and the music is dance, however the sound system is appalling and doesn't sound far off the speakers simply being a couple of baked beans cans hooked up to an mp3 player at full blast, really tinny.


Whilst busy, and it may have just been the night that we visited, without wishing to sound elitist, the clientele was somewhat downmarket and distinctly unappealing. We both like normal, regular, everyday people and are not at all interested in the preening beautiful types, however this lot looked like customers at the discount freezer shop on pension day. Anyway, we'd paid our entrance, so thought we'd give it a go. After our drinks we moved on to the play area which is at the opposite end of the room from the DJ and the general colour scheme is black. It's a small area with two or three play beds, a dark room and a shower and was busy in there, but once again with unappealing people. We opted for the dark room to play with each other and see how the night unfolded. Upon sitting down, it didn't feel that clean and the PVC covers of seating were ripped and it just didn't feel good. We were led to believe that this was a 'couples only' club, however, there were a number of single guys in the play area and they were just wandering around copping a feel and touching up women as they felt like it and then moving on without emotion, giving the impression that people were just meat for them to touch.


With all of the above, we only lasted about 45 minutes in the club as it was just so grim.


Clearly this is a popular club and has been there a number of years, however for us, there are far better places to spend your money and have fun as this place is no cheaper than anywhere else of its equivalent, it needs investment, in both the sound system and the infrastructure as well as putting some professionalism on the door. No matter what we say or what we think, we suppose that if this venture makes money for the owners, they are not really going to care, and the sad truth is that it really felt that way too.