Monday, 5 December 2011

TMI Tuesday

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?
so many way to go with this...

a car with a big rear

fun under the hood

lots of knobs on the dashboard

0 to sexy in under 5 seconds

glistening wax on the hood

perhaps a people carrier (MPV) for those moments 5 arent enough

but if you're buying me one and big jeep please :)

2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
I'd stick a handle on it and pretend it was a handbag!

3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….
allow the day to pass without hearing the words I love you.

4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?
48hours at a guess but I probably comensated by wash myself a bit at a time in a sink. I hate not starting the day with a shower and adore ending it with a bath for some 'me' time and by 'me' time I mean masturbating.

5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?
hmmm a friend of mine, who had just had a baby, her husband had fallen asleep after lunch time beers and he was meant to be helping wrap the presents etc she called me to help, I came over, wrapped the gifts with her, then an evil thought arrived into my head. I got a jug of warm water and slowly poured it into his lap. We left the room and a few minutes later a flustered husband ran passed us and returned in fresh pants some 5 minutes later. He never mentioned it to anyone for months thinking he had pee'd himself.

Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?
hmm not really one for gossip but.... have you heard next weekend im in for a mystery treat?

check back later as im posting about a naughty Christmas group post


  1. That prank was awesome. I am impressed he didn't wake up.

  2. We can't imagine a vehicle we'd like to ride more than the Yummymobile. We would love to lift the hood and play with what we find beneath. And the dashboard knobs would be fun to twist.

    We got the email about the group post, and we're very eager to participate!

  3. I'm with Vincent - an awesome prank! (May have to store that for use one day, if you don't mind).

  4. Any day where you hear the words "I love you" is a good day.

  5. I was pissing myself laughing and your answer #2. Brilliant!

  6. An elephant handbag sounds very chic! ;)
    Your prank is hilarious!!