Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Can I help you Madam?

So I'm in a huge DIY store (b&q) just checking out the lighting department and then realise it's time to go.

As I walk through the store, dressed in a smart black dress, fishnet stayup stockings and heels, I felt that most dreaded of things.... The stocking top went. I stop still and clamp my thighs together to stop it making a run for my ankle. The place is busy so I can't just make an adjustment without drawing too much attention to myself.

I walk, thighs clamped, towards the wood stain section, it seems quiet, I lift skirt and adjust stocking just in time.

The voice from behind me makes me jump "can I help you madam" the helpful member if staff says with a big smile if his face!!!

I giggled and walked quickly for the door. Sat outside now still laughing.


  1. That is hysterical!!!

    You should have said, "Yea, wanna lend me a hand and pull up my thigh highs please!"

  2. You should have let him help you! ;-)

  3. That's hilarious. Made his day too I bet!