Monday, 21 March 2011
Tmi- the ten sexual commandments
If there were 10 commandments that every sexual partner should adhere to what would some or all of them be.
Follow these and I might part my thighs!
Thou shalt not come before me
Thou shalt talk dirty to me
Thou shalt not humiliate me
Thou shalt ask permission before sticking your cock up my ass
Thou shalt not stop trying just because I came, I want more
Thou shalt kiss me and touch me at every opportunity, demonstrate impeccable manners and be chivalist (White horse and knights armour optional)
Thou shall not call me Hun, babes or darl, other terms of endearment including princess, goddess and temptress all acceptable
Thou shall be happy if I invite a woman to join us (this may change from time to time for couples, males or all of the above, however you may not assume any and subsection b, clause c says I'm right and it's my choice)
Thou shalt be happy for me to take pictures and blog about your performance (good, bad or indifferent)
Thou will have the stamina to play all night if I so allow, I don't do quickies!
Go see who else played.....