All I can say is ouch! I can't believe I even asked for it!!
Not sure if across the pond you have the same food tradition of hot cross buns at Easter, but here they are a tasty treat as YSL would agree my arse is :)
**please note a ruler was shattered in the making of this
We had to revert to the Crystal D toys glass paddle and boy did I know it, that thing bites (and I loved it).
Go see who else played...