Tuesday 23 April 2013

TMI - college stereotypes

1) Have you ever been sexiled? (To be sexiled is to be denied the use of your room, usually dorm room, because someone is having sex there.)

I never went to college so never had this experience. I have given up my hotel room from a friend and sat in the bar waiting for her to finish being naughty with a guy she had just met.

2) Were you ever hit on (propositioned) by a someone in your circle of friends who knew you were in a relationship with someone else?

Yes, I've been propositioned by husbands friend before.

3) Did you ever date someone for sex only, i.e. in hopes of a 1-night stand?

Erm that will be a yes, that's why I met YSL. I never wanted anything more than sex with him... How things change.


4) Were you ever involved in a regrettable sexual incident where alcohol or drugs were involved?

No, I like to have all my facilities generally but I've certainly been overly enthusiastic after a few.

Last year in Cap DAgde (feel sick at the memory of how ill I was the next day) I was far too drunk and ended up licking some models cunt of the dance floor. YSL enjoyed the floor show.


5) Did you ever see a porn movie in an actual movie theater? Did you ever see porn on home movie (8mm) before the age of videotape?

I've seen a live sex show in a theatre in Amsterdam, does that count?


6) Did you ever discuss the prowess of a sex partner with a friend? Did the friend also have a history with the same person?

Not really, I tend to keep my sex life a secret. My naughtier friends from the blog and swinging know exactly what I think of YSL and most have enjoyed at first hand.


Bonus: Many heterosexuals ‘experiment’ in college by having their first same-sex encounter? If you are heterosexual did you have your first same-sex sexual experience in college? Did you like it? What did you do? Are you still hetero-flexible or did you become bisexual?
Note: Bonus question provided by Hedone.

I was about 24 when I had my first female moment, it was awful! It was some years later I tried again and really enjoyed it.


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The picture was taken Friday morning, I was sat outside on a cold metal bench waiting while YSL got the car. When I got up I was amused but the mark left on the seat off my steaming hot arse and cunt.

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