Day Two – Cap d’Agde – The Magic Rug!!!

Over the years we have been going to the beach we have tried all kinds of different ways of stopping the sand entering where we don’t want it to and it had so far been a fruitless endeavour.

There was originally the traditional beach towel, which is of course terrible, crumples up, sand sticks it and is impossible to wash on a daily basis, so that was only used for day one of year one.

Then we upgraded to the straw mat, which while easier to clean up at the end of the day and doesn’t crumple still lets sand in through the gaps and was just destroyed by the end of the week.

So on to year two and we upgrade again to the plastic carrier bag style mat that even has the luxury of blow up head rests and so far it had been the winner in the longevity stakes lasting us through years two and three, but sadly still let in sand through the gaps and once again had to make its way to the dumpster as it just couldn’t handle the ‘demands’ that were place upon it.

So then, the real game changer….as we were to later discover for enjoying great beach sex is the CGear Sand Free Mat. It’s a bit of an investment, multiple times what it costs for your standard mat, but man, does it pay back with a great return on investment. This thing is solid, we can see that it is going to last, it is a good size for the two of us…..and we even had friends join us on it from time to time, we are sure you will be shocked and surprised to hear!!!!

So then, why is it so good? See the video below and it does work in real life testing as it says and as the video shows. Any sand appears on the mat and you just pat the area around it and the sand disappears through it and best of all, nothing comes up from the underneath, it’s one way traffic only, all going down….perfect!!!!

So this sounds all well and good, which it certainly is, but the difference in beach experience over the course of the day and at the end is significant. With sun lotion on, your body is a little sticky and has a tendency to pick up any loose materials i.e. sand, and stay there forever, but because there is no sand on your mat, less sand ends up on your hands and body. Also, at the end of the day, whenever we have returned to our apartment, traditionally it has been a careful walk through to the shower that is invariably located right at the back of the apartment to try to minimise the level of sand that we are going to drop from us onto the tiled floor and then it takes an age to rub off all of the sand that has accumulated on us over the day. Not now, far less sand on us and the end of day shower is so much easier.

And tomorrow I’ll be reviewing a few power tools and food blenders, judging what I feel to be the best ones. No, only joking, don’t worry, YSL isn’t turning the HeelnStocking blog into a non sex product comparison site, but we did feel that this mat deserves special attention as it is just so good!!! Back to the fucking tomorrow, promise!!

Day Two, Cap d'Adge…part 1

The continuation of Cap d’Adge 2014…

Wow, a full day on the Saturday, so it’s time to kick back and relax for day two on the Sunday.

As is traditional in France, it is always fresh baked goods from the boulangerie, so after a late wake up of around 10:30, we gather ourselves together….after morning greetings of hugs and cuddles of course, we head out in search of fresh orange juice, croissants and bread for the day. We fully dress as appropriate, i.e. a wrap each and off we go shopping. It is always so pleasant at the boulangerie with the smell of fresh bread constantly baking and the cheerful personalities of the servers. We order deux blonde baguettes s’il vous plait and we are handed two ‘still warm’ sticks of bread that smell delightful!!!!

Back at the house, together we make a wonderful breakfast of bread, French butter and wonderful jams along with some heavenly Grandmere coffee and enjoy the feast on our terrace….naked of course!!!

Following a little bask in the sun, as the time is now heading towards 1pm, it’s time to start thinking about preparing for the beach. So we clear the breakfast table and now on to the task of packing for the beach…but this year, following three years’ experience, we have a new item to test out… and it didn’t even come from a sex shop….although it turned out that it enhanced our frisky activities no end……

More tomorrow. Comments over the next 24 hours about what this beach item could be are very welcome!!!

TMI Tuesday

OK, a day late....and missed about a year and half of them, but we're trying!!

Maintenance

1. When was the last time you changed your windshield wipers? Should they be changed now?

Ages ago, but I can see clearly and everything is looking good

2. When was the last time you got a haircut or your hair ends trimmed?

Yummy and YSL are always trimmed/shaved and presentable for each other..then we rub these areas together just to check….you know.

3. When was the last time you changed the HVAC filter in your home? Check it now.

Oh, that was a long time ago……remind me, what is a HVAC filter??

4. Is your car due for an oil change? When was the last time you had this done?

Nope, not due, however we started into a new bottle of lube for anal last week.

5. Check your fun gauge–When is the last time you did something truly fun with a loved one?

Last week, double penetration with a cock and strapon……truly fun.

6. When is the last time you tried something new sexually? What was it? Did you like it enough to repeat it?

See answer to Q5…it was new to us a fortnight ago

Bonus: How do you nourish the connection between you and your loved ones? (parents, kids, significant other, best friend)

By naturally being aroused for each other

I'm Back!!!!

.....or at least YSL is, with the full support of Yummy.

What can we say?? Apologies to those who may have been concerned that we came to some sort of unfortunate end on day two of Cap d’Agde in 2014 as that wasn’t the case at all. After a number of years of Yummy blogging on a regular basis, real life caught up with both of us and neither of us had the time to write and things just drifted with the blog getting little neglected. Anyway, we shall endeavour to keep you updated with our naughty goings on and perhaps regale you with some of the stories and adventures that we have had since that Cap trip, plus of course finishing off what happened in Cap ’14.

In the meantime, here’s a nice little pic to show that we are still all excited about each other :-)