Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Ok, I've had sex in a park and on a beach - both quite messy but when the urge strikes the ladies and I dropped our pants. What places have you had sex at that at first seemed to be a ok thing to do and then you found out that uh, no, never again!

Ok here is my top place i wouldn’t have sex again....

1. Show house while it was open for viewing while wearing those silly shoe covers
2. Amusements park where over excitable security guards are employed
3. Toilets of favourite restaurant (can’t go back again unless wear a disguise)
4. Stood up in 5” heels bent over with nothing to hold on to! That seemed like such a great plan and then i was certain I was to be launched any moment from his cock into the wall, kind of spoiled the moment
5. The beach, indeed the chaffing of the sand is just too much
6. The car, I’m very tall so its hard enough but did get a pain in my back once reach to se what it was and Id broke the sons favourite power ranger toy in my moment of passion
7. Stood up against car in an abandoned car park a group of property investors came in and we had to stay holding each other and faking me crying as they walked by and measured right next to us
8. Bent over a log in a wood, it was rotten and during the enthusiastic pounding I was getting the log broke and I tumbled to the floor bare ass in air!

Im sure there are more to add and sat laughing at every instance and although I say I wouldnt do it again.... fancy a quick one?

Ask me anything

7 comments:

  1. on a steep wooded hillside with nothing solid to hold onto and too much holly to make the experience fun not to mention the sudden appearance of a group of teenagers running shouting down the slope not far from us......it had seemed like a good idea

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  2. but was it worth it? hell yes is the cry from me x

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  3. I did the deed in a bathroom on a jet (just to join the mile high club) and beside barely fitting into the bathroom together and it being not so comfy... when we came out people were staring. It was a very un-cool situation.

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  4. never done the mile high, being a bbw and 6ft the thought of cramming in the loo doesnt feel me with passion. retaurant loo was bad enough!

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  5. Yes, I agree with never on the beach again. I'm not a beach person in general and sand in the sensitive bits is horrid!

    Your explanations of why you wouldn't in those place again, are truly funny!

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  6. You have me beat by a 4:1 ratio of never again places. Sounds like you will try it anywhere (and who wouldn't?). With the other comments included so far it appears that: "Why don't we do it in the........WOODS!" has been nomintaed three times. Guess I better go out hiking this weekend?!?!

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  7. the sand was not designed as a vaginal exfoliant! not to mention on a cock!!! any one remember Dick Emory!! lol (he was a UK comedian for foriegn folk) you get is dick emory? anyway (tumble weeds pass)

    yep PACO and im afraid i thought of more after so many to choose from but I would probably do it all again just for shits and giggles :D oh and damn hot sex z

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