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Friday, 13 August 2010
My desert island sex toy - what's yours??
those that follow the blog will know I have a special place in my heart for my bullet vibrator, I never go anywhere without it.
It lives in my handbag and shares a little channel pouch with spare batteries, my clit clamp and a small collection of headache tablets. Everything I need for lifes little emergencies!
ANYWAY my bullet died.... RIP, god bless it! it is due a medal of honour for valiant services to man (and woman) kind. It worked long hours in damp conditions, often in cramped coniditons and often with a coworker that require additional on site support to get the work done. All this for very little in return.
So with the holiday looming and very little time to shop the guys at www.sexshop365.co.uk sent me a treat!
The next day the post arrived at work and I excitedly opened my package, the girls in office laughing and saying it must be a sex toy as Im never that interested in the post otherwise.
Within 10 minutes I went to the bathroom and checked that the goods where in full working order. I slipped it in along side my clit, my lips holding it in place and replaced my panties. I went to the kitchen to make a coffee, before the kettle had boiled I was bubbling over. I came holding onto the fridge door while looking for the milk.
Me being me thought I would return to my desk with the bullet in place, now confident that the noise of it was undectable and I came another 2 times before my clit became too sensitive to sit still and unnoticed.
My top moments/things to do including my bullet are:
1) Doing mundane household tasks like ironing or hoovering, making myself wait until ive done all my tasks before alowing myself to cum, also love doing this with my Luna Benwa Balls in
2) I used to love it when HE would slip it in between my lips and tell me not to cum, sometimes he would even peg my lips togther or bind my thighs with ribbons
3) like above HE used to use it on my clit when I was tied up and it had gone so sensitive, it was such sweet torture
4) I used to love slipping it in and letting HIM discover it there
5) It has saved some moments when my partner isnt working the magic and needs a little help in pushing me over the edge
6)Doing the shopping, i came so many times the last time I did this, the added arousal of using it in public, people all around and not knowing im cumming as I lean in the dairy fridge.
7) teasing my partners cock and ass, just gently caressing him with it while my mouth and tongure go to work, it makes a good blow job amazing
Girls
In short I hate to be without it, for those that havent got one yet its a must!!
Guys
and for you guys listen up... the first time I experienced one was when my partner arrived with it and it was such a delight to see he was equiped to pleasure me. It spoke volumes for how commited to my pleasure.
This is mine http://www.sexshop365.co.uk/catalog/top-sex-toy-brands-242/rocks-off-550/mini-vibrator-ammunition-for-love-purple-10626.html
Whats your desert island sex toy???
Friday, 2 July 2010
Arrived and ready for action!
Ive arrived, He has just boarded his plane, the suspense and excitement is killing me. I put the benwa balls in once through security at the airport, it will be like unplugging a damn later I think when he pulls them out.
Im so aroused, excited, nevrous and a tad scared out of my wits being that Ive just flown to a forriegn country alone to meet a man to have sex... that reality check isnt helping either!! FUCK!!
Saying that I know im in good (big) hands, Dutch has been a friend first and to become a lover today. So need to focus on 'just meeting a friend' (yes im going to fuck his brains out BUT).
I shall be tweeting but unliking to blog due to being tied to the bed posts and abused, only allowed out for drinks, public displays of affection and possbly a sex show... not sure whether to watch one or put one on!! Im sure I will get back to you with the results and the photogrpahic evidence.
Monday, 21 June 2010
TMI Tuesday
1. Did you have an imaginary friend when you were young? What was her/his/its name?
Nope, did have an imaginary boyfriend for a while, used him as my cover story for being a bad girl.
2. June is National Oral Sex month. When was the last time you enjoyed oral sex? Giving or receiving?
Last time would have to be with Jack, he gives delightful oral and has an oh so suckable cock as pictured in last weeks HNT
3. What sexual or non-sexual skill or talent are you really good at?
Sexual talent hmm *scratches head* cumming! I'm great at cumming! Lol I think I'm good at giving oral, I can deep throat like no one else, Jack if you read this please testify! Non sexual talent has to being a domestic goddess in the kitchen, being able to drink anyone under the table or dancing! I do Latin, tango, belly and tap dancing.
4a. Do you have a sexual goal, what is it?
To be happy in the bedroom, to feel at ease, feel wanted and respected x
or
4b. If you were a sex worker, what would your job be?
High class escort, I love the social aspect of sex as much as the play. And they seem to wear nice shoes so I'm sold on that. Move over Belle De Jour x
5. What can't you leave home without?
2 things... My mobile and my bullet!
Bonus: How long have you been blogging
I started blogging in January this year after a upset with lover and husband and I had nobody to talk to and needed to get stuff out of my head, it works, I talk to you guys when I need to sort out stuff that I can't deal with in my day to day life. An appropriate time to say thanks I think and keep posting the comments.
And thanks to Hedone for coming up with some questions for this week x
Tell me your answers and if you are playing this week and I will post your link, here are a few usual suspects....
http://mygrayline.blogspot.com/
http://playfullyyours.blogspot.com/
http://pleasure-principle-hedone.blogspot.com/
http://lovelustlunacy.blogspot.com/
http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/
Nope, did have an imaginary boyfriend for a while, used him as my cover story for being a bad girl.
2. June is National Oral Sex month. When was the last time you enjoyed oral sex? Giving or receiving?
Last time would have to be with Jack, he gives delightful oral and has an oh so suckable cock as pictured in last weeks HNT
3. What sexual or non-sexual skill or talent are you really good at?
Sexual talent hmm *scratches head* cumming! I'm great at cumming! Lol I think I'm good at giving oral, I can deep throat like no one else, Jack if you read this please testify! Non sexual talent has to being a domestic goddess in the kitchen, being able to drink anyone under the table or dancing! I do Latin, tango, belly and tap dancing.
4a. Do you have a sexual goal, what is it?
To be happy in the bedroom, to feel at ease, feel wanted and respected x
or
4b. If you were a sex worker, what would your job be?
High class escort, I love the social aspect of sex as much as the play. And they seem to wear nice shoes so I'm sold on that. Move over Belle De Jour x
5. What can't you leave home without?
2 things... My mobile and my bullet!
Bonus: How long have you been blogging
I started blogging in January this year after a upset with lover and husband and I had nobody to talk to and needed to get stuff out of my head, it works, I talk to you guys when I need to sort out stuff that I can't deal with in my day to day life. An appropriate time to say thanks I think and keep posting the comments.
And thanks to Hedone for coming up with some questions for this week x
Tell me your answers and if you are playing this week and I will post your link, here are a few usual suspects....
http://mygrayline.blogspot.com/
http://playfullyyours.blogspot.com/
http://pleasure-principle-hedone.blogspot.com/
http://lovelustlunacy.blogspot.com/
http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/
Thursday, 17 June 2010
Friday fill ins
Friday Fill ins...thought id have some fun
And...here we go!
1. _____________ 6:58.
2. It was the reason, of course, _________.
3. __________ is something I no longer feel the need to do.
4. I have another errand to run, then _____________.
5. ______________...just go find it
6. What were once vices ________.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _____, tomorrow my plans include _____ and Sunday, I want to _____!
mine................
1. slip inside me its only, 6:58.
2. It was the reason, of course, I no longer go on top.
3. Hide my figure is something I no longer feel the need to do.
4. I have another errand to run, then porn and masterbation .
5. FFS...just go find it
6. What were once vices are now convictions.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to a text from Dutch, tomorrow my plans include flirty with Dutch and Sunday, I want to fuck Dutch but alas another 15 days to wait!
And...here we go!
1. _____________ 6:58.
2. It was the reason, of course, _________.
3. __________ is something I no longer feel the need to do.
4. I have another errand to run, then _____________.
5. ______________...just go find it
6. What were once vices ________.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _____, tomorrow my plans include _____ and Sunday, I want to _____!
mine................
1. slip inside me its only, 6:58.
2. It was the reason, of course, I no longer go on top.
3. Hide my figure is something I no longer feel the need to do.
4. I have another errand to run, then porn and masterbation .
5. FFS...just go find it
6. What were once vices are now convictions.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to a text from Dutch, tomorrow my plans include flirty with Dutch and Sunday, I want to fuck Dutch but alas another 15 days to wait!
Wednesday, 14 April 2010
HNT - and funny sexy tale about it x
READ FIRST THEN CLICK ON THE PICTURE
I had been at the lovers for a few days and got back home the day this had been taken. I was still so horny but only because Id been indulge like a spoilt child for days sexually. We had bought loads of toys at the sex shop prior to me staying over one had been a clit clamp. We hadn't got around to using it and the idea popped into my head to put it on and try it. Then send a pic to M. I entered this full of enthusiasm and thoroughly enjoyed the feel of it, how it held my clit so proud. The door bell went and i quickly threw on my dressing gown and went to answer the door. It was my parents! they were passing and fancied a coffee and knew i was home alone and thought I'd appreciate the company!!! They stayed for an hour by then my clit was ready to explode. It had swollen and the clamp was stuck. I called M and he couldn't speak for laughing and calling me a dirty greedy bitch! Harsh but fair.
After some baby oil and ice being applied I managed to ease it off in the end. My clit felt so wonderful for days after :-) (click to see)
Join in the fun...
Go see some more daring pics of other sexy peeps... including one of me... if you guess which one email me and I will send you the full pic
Happy HNT sexy peeps x
Sunday, 11 April 2010
Limits R to Z ......last one!
Ive started to appraise the limits list I posted a week past Monday. There are loads so I'm doing them in batches. Some I need help with explaining what the hell they are lol!
Ive had so many messages I've added a page to my blog for you guys to send in your top do's and defo wont's. let me know what you think?
Riding crops - got one in the car for emgancies!
Riding the "horse" (crotch tort) - dont understand but sounds good, need to know more
Rituals - i like to read erotica about this kind of stuff so i think Id like a bit of role play on it
Religious scenes - see above
Restrictive rules on behavior - depends, very subjective
Rubber/latex clothing - yep, big girls sizes though please
Rope body harness - mmm i love the sight of the rope bondage it can look soooo sexy
Saran wrap - i think this is like the mummyfication stuff??? if so see comments for that
Scarification - dont know what it is?
Scratching - getting - yes
Scratching - giving - yes
Sensory deprivation - love it, makes everything feel soo good.
Serving nope
Serving as art - nope
Serving as ashtray - nope
Serving as furniture - nope
Serving as a maid - nope
Serving as a toilet (urine) peeing in my ass only wouldnt drink it
Serving as a toilet (feces) eeeewww nope
Serving as waitress/waiter nope
Serving orally (sexual) yes
Serving other Doms (supervised) nope
Serving other Doms (unsupervised) nope
Sexual deprivation (short term) see marriage
Sexual deprivation (long term) see marriage
Shaving (body hair) daily
Having (head hair) nope
Skinny dipping - can be fun
Sleep deprivation - who wants to sleep when in bed with a sexy partner?
Sleep sacks - que?
Slutty clothing (private) - daily
Slutty clothing (public) - daily
Spandex clothing - for gym only!
Spanking - yes please
Speech restrictions (when/what) - nope
Speculums (anal) - god yes
Speculums (vaginal) - absoloutly!
Spitting - depends
Spreader bars - ooooh yes, only tried it the once and loved it
Standing in corner - never going to happen
Stocks - que?
Straight jackets hmmm that could be lots of fun
Strap-on-dildos (sucking on) dont see the pleasure?
Strap-on-dildos (penetrated by) yep
Strap-on-dildos (wearing) yep
Strapping (full body beating) nope
Suspension (upright) nope
Suspension (inverted) nope
Supplying new partners for Dom - nope
Swallowing feces - nope
Swallowing semen - yes
Swallowing urine - nope
Swapping (with one other couple) yes
Swinging (multiple couples) - yes
Tampon training (in ass) - que?
Tattooing - nope
Teasing - love it, make me beg
TENS unit (electrical toy) - love to try
Thumb cuffs (metal) - yes
Tickling - no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Triple Penetration - yes Id love to
Urethral Sounds (metal rods) - like to try
Uniforms - maybe depends
Vaginal dildo - owner of over 10
Verbal humiliation - see marriage
Vibrator on genitals - well i dont want them on my knee do I???
Violet wand (electrical toy) - love to try it
Voyeurism (watching others) - yes, love to watch an orgy
Voyeurism (your Dom w/others) - nope
Video (watching others) - yes
Video (recordings of you) - no!
Water torture - dont know enough about it to comment
Waxing (hair removal) - monthly and it hurts!
Wearing symbolic jewelry - does my toe ring count?
Weight gain (forced) - daily, cadburys force me to!
Weight loss (forced) - maybe this is the relationship i need, a date with weightwatchers!!
Whipping - yes just no marks please
Wooden paddles - mmmm love the sound they make
Wrestling - yes please
Ive had so many messages I've added a page to my blog for you guys to send in your top do's and defo wont's. let me know what you think?
Riding crops - got one in the car for emgancies!
Riding the "horse" (crotch tort) - dont understand but sounds good, need to know more
Rituals - i like to read erotica about this kind of stuff so i think Id like a bit of role play on it
Religious scenes - see above
Restrictive rules on behavior - depends, very subjective
Rubber/latex clothing - yep, big girls sizes though please
Rope body harness - mmm i love the sight of the rope bondage it can look soooo sexy
Saran wrap - i think this is like the mummyfication stuff??? if so see comments for that
Scarification - dont know what it is?
Scratching - getting - yes
Scratching - giving - yes
Sensory deprivation - love it, makes everything feel soo good.
Serving nope
Serving as art - nope
Serving as ashtray - nope
Serving as furniture - nope
Serving as a maid - nope
Serving as a toilet (urine) peeing in my ass only wouldnt drink it
Serving as a toilet (feces) eeeewww nope
Serving as waitress/waiter nope
Serving orally (sexual) yes
Serving other Doms (supervised) nope
Serving other Doms (unsupervised) nope
Sexual deprivation (short term) see marriage
Sexual deprivation (long term) see marriage
Shaving (body hair) daily
Having (head hair) nope
Skinny dipping - can be fun
Sleep deprivation - who wants to sleep when in bed with a sexy partner?
Sleep sacks - que?
Slutty clothing (private) - daily
Slutty clothing (public) - daily
Spandex clothing - for gym only!
Spanking - yes please
Speech restrictions (when/what) - nope
Speculums (anal) - god yes
Speculums (vaginal) - absoloutly!
Spitting - depends
Spreader bars - ooooh yes, only tried it the once and loved it
Standing in corner - never going to happen
Stocks - que?
Straight jackets hmmm that could be lots of fun
Strap-on-dildos (sucking on) dont see the pleasure?
Strap-on-dildos (penetrated by) yep
Strap-on-dildos (wearing) yep
Strapping (full body beating) nope
Suspension (upright) nope
Suspension (inverted) nope
Supplying new partners for Dom - nope
Swallowing feces - nope
Swallowing semen - yes
Swallowing urine - nope
Swapping (with one other couple) yes
Swinging (multiple couples) - yes
Tampon training (in ass) - que?
Tattooing - nope
Teasing - love it, make me beg
TENS unit (electrical toy) - love to try
Thumb cuffs (metal) - yes
Tickling - no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Triple Penetration - yes Id love to
Urethral Sounds (metal rods) - like to try
Uniforms - maybe depends
Vaginal dildo - owner of over 10
Verbal humiliation - see marriage
Vibrator on genitals - well i dont want them on my knee do I???
Violet wand (electrical toy) - love to try it
Voyeurism (watching others) - yes, love to watch an orgy
Voyeurism (your Dom w/others) - nope
Video (watching others) - yes
Video (recordings of you) - no!
Water torture - dont know enough about it to comment
Waxing (hair removal) - monthly and it hurts!
Wearing symbolic jewelry - does my toe ring count?
Weight gain (forced) - daily, cadburys force me to!
Weight loss (forced) - maybe this is the relationship i need, a date with weightwatchers!!
Whipping - yes just no marks please
Wooden paddles - mmmm love the sound they make
Wrestling - yes please
Limits M to P
Ive started to appraise the limits list I posted a week past Monday. There are loads so I'm doing them in batches. Some I need help with explaining what the hell they are lol!
Ive had so many messages on this I was thinking of adding a page to my blog for you guys to send in your top do's and defo wont's. let me know what you think?
Manacles and Irons - ooo yes
Manicures (giving) - lmao have you seen my nails!
Massage (giving) - yes, love it, so sensual
Massage (receiving) - see above
Medical scenes - yep, bought the busband some scrubs, was hoping for a full ER George Clooney thing but he tried them on said they would be great for deorating in! FFS do I need to take out a front page advert?
Modeling for erotic photos - love it, done it twice
Mouth bits - love to ty
Mummification - suppose this is a step on from immobilisation, depends on if id by bound and pleasured or if your just bound and left alone cos that isnt going to do
Name change (for scene)
Needle Play - like to watch but scared to try
Nipple clamps - yes please and hard
Nipple rings (piercing) - got the one done
Nipple weights - not tried YET
Oral/anal play (rimming) yep, giving anf recieving
Over the knee spanking - love it especially with some role play thrown in
Orgasm denial - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Orgasm control - double mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Outdoor scenes - can be fun but always prefer the comforts of a bedroom
Pain (severe) - hmm so subjective cant answer
Pain (mild) - yes
Persona training (in scene) - que?
Personal modification (rl) - que?
Phone sex (serving Dom) nope
Phone sex (serving Dom’s friends) nope
Phone sex (commercial provider) nope
Piercing (temporary, play-pierce) yes
Piercing (permanent) yes
Plastic surgery - if you're paying???
Prison scenes - sounds fun! (can any one remember prisioner cell block H? vinegar tits!)
Prostitution (public pretense) nope
Prostitution (actual) nope (unless dinner and drinks count as payment)
Pony slave - dont get it
Public exposure - nope
Punishment scene - yes please
Pussy/cock whipping - mmmmm this can be sooo good if done right
Pussy worship - come pray at the alter!
Ive had so many messages on this I was thinking of adding a page to my blog for you guys to send in your top do's and defo wont's. let me know what you think?
Manacles and Irons - ooo yes
Manicures (giving) - lmao have you seen my nails!
Massage (giving) - yes, love it, so sensual
Massage (receiving) - see above
Medical scenes - yep, bought the busband some scrubs, was hoping for a full ER George Clooney thing but he tried them on said they would be great for deorating in! FFS do I need to take out a front page advert?
Modeling for erotic photos - love it, done it twice
Mouth bits - love to ty
Mummification - suppose this is a step on from immobilisation, depends on if id by bound and pleasured or if your just bound and left alone cos that isnt going to do
Name change (for scene)
Needle Play - like to watch but scared to try
Nipple clamps - yes please and hard
Nipple rings (piercing) - got the one done
Nipple weights - not tried YET
Oral/anal play (rimming) yep, giving anf recieving
Over the knee spanking - love it especially with some role play thrown in
Orgasm denial - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Orgasm control - double mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Outdoor scenes - can be fun but always prefer the comforts of a bedroom
Pain (severe) - hmm so subjective cant answer
Pain (mild) - yes
Persona training (in scene) - que?
Personal modification (rl) - que?
Phone sex (serving Dom) nope
Phone sex (serving Dom’s friends) nope
Phone sex (commercial provider) nope
Piercing (temporary, play-pierce) yes
Piercing (permanent) yes
Plastic surgery - if you're paying???
Prison scenes - sounds fun! (can any one remember prisioner cell block H? vinegar tits!)
Prostitution (public pretense) nope
Prostitution (actual) nope (unless dinner and drinks count as payment)
Pony slave - dont get it
Public exposure - nope
Punishment scene - yes please
Pussy/cock whipping - mmmmm this can be sooo good if done right
Pussy worship - come pray at the alter!
Wednesday, 7 April 2010
Limits - G to L
Ive started to appraise the limits list I posted a week past Monday. There are loads so I'm doing them in batches. Some I need help with explaining what the hell they are lol!
Ive had so many messages on this I was thinking of adding a page to my blog for you guys to send in your top do's and defo wont's. let me know what you think?
Gags (cloth) ... use my panties please x
Gags (inflatable) ... id give it a bash
Gags (phallic) ... why go false when you could have real?
Gags (rubber) .... see above
Gags (tape) ... yes, will save on getting waxed x
Gas masks ... only if partner had a curry night before
Gates of Hell (male) .. have a glorious picture of a partner wearing this... fond memories (back in 5 mins, need to ponder a moment)
Genital sex .. im stumped, whats this mean?
Given away to another Dom (temp) - could be fun if done kindly
Given away to another Dom (perm) - if only this worked in marriage
Golden Showers - just don't ruin my hair or make up! or i will be more than pissed with you
Gun play - nope
Hair brush spankings - that's why god (john frieda) gave us the paddle brush!
Hair pulling - ooo yes harder
Hand Jobs (giving) - if i must! rather give a tit job or BJ
Hand Jobs (receiving) - love it
Harems (serving w/other subs) good god no! sex is meant to be my brake from life
Harnessing (leather) - could be fun
Harnessing (rope) - ditto
Having food chosen for you - hmmm not sure id like this unless the person know i would kill him if he picks a salad and no pudding!
Having clothing chosen for you - could cope
Head (give fellatio/cunnilingus) love it, have several Olympic medals for it
Head (rcv fellation/cunnilingus) god yes and don't come back up until your covered in my juices please!
High Heel Wearing - I don't think I need to answer this do I?
High Heel Worship - as above
Homage with tongue (non-sexual) whats this about?
Hoods - been there done it, got the t-shirt but... ruined my hair and got very hot.. was still fun though
Hot oils (on genitals) - sound fun
Hot waxing - yes yes yes
Housework (doing) - FFS! why would I do that? I get a woman in for that stuff
Human puppy dog - now if this means i get to lie on the sofa and be stroked, where do I sign up?
Humiliation (private) - depends on context
Humiliation (public) - no thanks
Hypnotism - What so I could behave like a chicken having sex n stuff? seriously though hav spoken to a Dr who is into sexual hypnotism and it sounds great, I have a kink for sleep sex so it ticks my box
Ice cubes - as punishment for being a bad girl do you mean, then putting them in my ass? making me hold it while they melt?? while im spanked?? no never thought about that much! ha!
Immobilisation - is this just a big word for being tied up? if so yes
Infantilism - kinda like the role play but not the connotations of this so tend to not do it, but for the record I do want to be a good girl x
Initiation rites - got me?? dunno?? neither does google??
Injections - does having lube squirted into my holes from a syringe count?
Intricate (Japanese) rope bondage - love to try, they can look so sexy
Interrogations - "honest I haven't just bought them" I'd stand up well I think!
Kidnapping - now this is fun
Kneeling - nope, broke both knee caps
Knife play - no thanks
Leather Clothing - rather rubber, silk, lace...
Leather restraints - yes
Lectures for misbehavior - daily!
Licking (non-sexual) - how can you lick non sexually? especially on a list of sexual limits??
Lingerie (wearing) - yep, love to dress to please x
Ive had so many messages on this I was thinking of adding a page to my blog for you guys to send in your top do's and defo wont's. let me know what you think?
Gags (cloth) ... use my panties please x
Gags (inflatable) ... id give it a bash
Gags (phallic) ... why go false when you could have real?
Gags (rubber) .... see above
Gags (tape) ... yes, will save on getting waxed x
Gas masks ... only if partner had a curry night before
Gates of Hell (male) .. have a glorious picture of a partner wearing this... fond memories (back in 5 mins, need to ponder a moment)
Genital sex .. im stumped, whats this mean?
Given away to another Dom (temp) - could be fun if done kindly
Given away to another Dom (perm) - if only this worked in marriage
Golden Showers - just don't ruin my hair or make up! or i will be more than pissed with you
Gun play - nope
Hair brush spankings - that's why god (john frieda) gave us the paddle brush!
Hair pulling - ooo yes harder
Hand Jobs (giving) - if i must! rather give a tit job or BJ
Hand Jobs (receiving) - love it
Harems (serving w/other subs) good god no! sex is meant to be my brake from life
Harnessing (leather) - could be fun
Harnessing (rope) - ditto
Having food chosen for you - hmmm not sure id like this unless the person know i would kill him if he picks a salad and no pudding!
Having clothing chosen for you - could cope
Head (give fellatio/cunnilingus) love it, have several Olympic medals for it
Head (rcv fellation/cunnilingus) god yes and don't come back up until your covered in my juices please!
High Heel Wearing - I don't think I need to answer this do I?
High Heel Worship - as above
Homage with tongue (non-sexual) whats this about?
Hoods - been there done it, got the t-shirt but... ruined my hair and got very hot.. was still fun though
Hot oils (on genitals) - sound fun
Hot waxing - yes yes yes
Housework (doing) - FFS! why would I do that? I get a woman in for that stuff
Human puppy dog - now if this means i get to lie on the sofa and be stroked, where do I sign up?
Humiliation (private) - depends on context
Humiliation (public) - no thanks
Hypnotism - What so I could behave like a chicken having sex n stuff? seriously though hav spoken to a Dr who is into sexual hypnotism and it sounds great, I have a kink for sleep sex so it ticks my box
Ice cubes - as punishment for being a bad girl do you mean, then putting them in my ass? making me hold it while they melt?? while im spanked?? no never thought about that much! ha!
Immobilisation - is this just a big word for being tied up? if so yes
Infantilism - kinda like the role play but not the connotations of this so tend to not do it, but for the record I do want to be a good girl x
Initiation rites - got me?? dunno?? neither does google??
Injections - does having lube squirted into my holes from a syringe count?
Intricate (Japanese) rope bondage - love to try, they can look so sexy
Interrogations - "honest I haven't just bought them" I'd stand up well I think!
Kidnapping - now this is fun
Kneeling - nope, broke both knee caps
Knife play - no thanks
Leather Clothing - rather rubber, silk, lace...
Leather restraints - yes
Lectures for misbehavior - daily!
Licking (non-sexual) - how can you lick non sexually? especially on a list of sexual limits??
Lingerie (wearing) - yep, love to dress to please x
Friday, 2 April 2010
Limits D to F
Ive started to appraise the limits list I posted on Monday. There are loads so I will do them in batches. Some I need help with explaining what the hell they are lol!
Diapers (wearing) not for me
Diapers (wetting) not for me
Diapers (soiling) defo not for me
Dilation - need help here, are we talking being held open or something totally different
Dildos - god yes as many as you can fit please
Double Penetration - Ive only done it with a toy and a partner, Ive always had such a fantasy about this that I dont want to blow it on a quicky
Electricity - love to try
Enemas (for cleansing) - yes so long as evacuation is in private
Enemas ( retention/punishment) - love to try
Enforced chastity - mmm sounds a good game
Erotic Dance (for audience) - yes but im sure it doesnt look as good as it does in my head! It would be like that scene when jamie lee curtis falls on floor when dancing for Arni in true lies
Examinations (physical) yes - is there a doctor in the house?
Exercise (forced/required) - FFS why would I do that for sex?
Exhibitionism (friends) - yep
Exhibitionism (strangers) - yep
Eye contact restrictions - nope
Face Slapping - erm dunno - kind of like it but can risk any marks
Fantasy Abandonment - yep
Fantasy rape - yes
Fantasy gang rape - yes
Fear (being scared) - only if i really trusted the person
Fisting (anal) - er yes! have you read my blog!
Fisting (vaginal) - double yes (double fisting)
Flame play - nope my insurance
Following orders - yep wouldnt permit
Foot worship - worship mine
Forced bedwetting - only if putting out afore mentioned flames
Forced Bi - oh no! please dont make me kiss a beautiful woman
forced dressing - yep
Forced eating - depends on what it is
Forced homosexuality - have a fantasy of it but dont think I could force someone to partake
Forced heterosexuality
Forced masturbation - i think id cope
Forced nudity (private) - yep
Forced nudity (around others) - dont think so
Forced Servitude - nope, role play in bedroom maybe
Forced Straight - ok
Forced smoking - I'll bring the cigs
Forced TV / Gender Change - sounds fun
Full head hoods - yep
Full list was on Monday if you fancy a go x
Diapers (wearing) not for me
Diapers (wetting) not for me
Diapers (soiling) defo not for me
Dilation - need help here, are we talking being held open or something totally different
Dildos - god yes as many as you can fit please
Double Penetration - Ive only done it with a toy and a partner, Ive always had such a fantasy about this that I dont want to blow it on a quicky
Electricity - love to try
Enemas (for cleansing) - yes so long as evacuation is in private
Enemas ( retention/punishment) - love to try
Enforced chastity - mmm sounds a good game
Erotic Dance (for audience) - yes but im sure it doesnt look as good as it does in my head! It would be like that scene when jamie lee curtis falls on floor when dancing for Arni in true lies
Examinations (physical) yes - is there a doctor in the house?
Exercise (forced/required) - FFS why would I do that for sex?
Exhibitionism (friends) - yep
Exhibitionism (strangers) - yep
Eye contact restrictions - nope
Face Slapping - erm dunno - kind of like it but can risk any marks
Fantasy Abandonment - yep
Fantasy rape - yes
Fantasy gang rape - yes
Fear (being scared) - only if i really trusted the person
Fisting (anal) - er yes! have you read my blog!
Fisting (vaginal) - double yes (double fisting)
Flame play - nope my insurance
Following orders - yep wouldnt permit
Foot worship - worship mine
Forced bedwetting - only if putting out afore mentioned flames
Forced Bi - oh no! please dont make me kiss a beautiful woman
forced dressing - yep
Forced eating - depends on what it is
Forced homosexuality - have a fantasy of it but dont think I could force someone to partake
Forced heterosexuality
Forced masturbation - i think id cope
Forced nudity (private) - yep
Forced nudity (around others) - dont think so
Forced Servitude - nope, role play in bedroom maybe
Forced Straight - ok
Forced smoking - I'll bring the cigs
Forced TV / Gender Change - sounds fun
Full head hoods - yep
Full list was on Monday if you fancy a go x
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
limits A to C
Abrasion - don't even know what this is! educate me please, i can only assume Im going to be teased with a giant nail file??
Age Play - don't get it agian, am i off to shag a grandad??? or go pick a toy boy?? I could do a toy boy and I dont mind an older man, but I do draw the line at my dads age.
Anal Sex YES PLEASE!!!!
Anal Plugs (small) er as above
Anal Plugs (large) mmmm yes please and help me get it in if you dont mind?
Anal Plug (public under clothes) yes but i must say it made me fidgit during dinner
Animal Roles , neigh! no my bag but do like those pony but plugs, they look like fun.
Arm & leg sleeves (armbinders) is that the bondage tape stuff? if so yes love to try
Aromas yep, very sensitive to smell
Asphyxiation - not sure on this one, i like breath play, just experimenting with that at the min
Auctioned for charity ???????????? and have the embarasment of nobody bidding for me??? no thanks I'd be mortified
Ball Stretching - dont have any
Bathroom use control - yep, love to not be allowed to pee and forced to have sex
Beastiality - erm no thanks
Beating (soft) - yes so long as its done with affection.
Beating (hard) - no, i have a family to go home too so I cant risk a mark
Blindfolding - love it! love any sensory deprivation
Blood Play (Letting of, or playing with actual blood) - does that included having sex when on period and getting messy??
Being Serviced (sexual) yep
Being bitten - on my back and ass please!
Breast/chest bondage - yep, harder please!!
Breath control - i am enjoying some breath play but not extreme, just enough to help the imagination
Branding - not a chance!
Boot Worship - on me yes please
Bondage (light) - check
Bondage (heavy) - check
Bondage (multi-day) - checkety check!
Bondage (public under clothing) - hmm off to ponder how so!
Breast whipping - yes please just dont mark me
Brown showers (scat) - nope, not my scene
Cages (locked inside) - have to be a bloody big cage! but id fancy that, always fantasized about being in a grope box in a club
Caning - yes love it
Castration fantasy - not my bag
Catheterization - yes, thinking about trying this
Cattle prod (electrical toy) - hmmm, get back to you
Cells/Closets (locked inside of) - nope
Chains - any bondage is good for me
Chamber pot use - nope
Chastity belts - yes please, something so sexy about them, was wanking last night over thought of being waxed closed.
Chauffeuring - is that like driving my dom around?? if so he will be so pissed of with me, my usual trick is to get to venue and get drunk before anyone else so I can't drive!
Choking - not my bag, but i dont mind gagging on a big cock in my throat?
Chores (domestic service) - i pay £9 per hour and the list is on the wall in the utility room
Clothespins - hell yes! love them, last week had 50 on my pussy lips! ask if you want to see a pic!!
Cock rings/straps - yes love to see them on a weel hung chap
Cock worship - i do, i love thee, i love the shiney helmet down to the broad base it meets my lover
Collars (worn in private), get back to you
Collars (worn in public) , nope
Competitions (with other subs) nope
Corsets (wearing casually) god yes, thats why god gave me curves!
Corsets (trained waist reduction) i wish!
Cuffs (leather) yep
Cuffs (metal) oooo love to try
Cutting (Light) Cutting (Deep) Cutting (Hidden Areas) Cutting (Visible Areas)- no thanks not my bag
Age Play - don't get it agian, am i off to shag a grandad??? or go pick a toy boy?? I could do a toy boy and I dont mind an older man, but I do draw the line at my dads age.
Anal Sex YES PLEASE!!!!
Anal Plugs (small) er as above
Anal Plugs (large) mmmm yes please and help me get it in if you dont mind?
Anal Plug (public under clothes) yes but i must say it made me fidgit during dinner
Animal Roles , neigh! no my bag but do like those pony but plugs, they look like fun.
Arm & leg sleeves (armbinders) is that the bondage tape stuff? if so yes love to try
Aromas yep, very sensitive to smell
Asphyxiation - not sure on this one, i like breath play, just experimenting with that at the min
Auctioned for charity ???????????? and have the embarasment of nobody bidding for me??? no thanks I'd be mortified
Ball Stretching - dont have any
Bathroom use control - yep, love to not be allowed to pee and forced to have sex
Beastiality - erm no thanks
Beating (soft) - yes so long as its done with affection.
Beating (hard) - no, i have a family to go home too so I cant risk a mark
Blindfolding - love it! love any sensory deprivation
Blood Play (Letting of, or playing with actual blood) - does that included having sex when on period and getting messy??
Being Serviced (sexual) yep
Being bitten - on my back and ass please!
Breast/chest bondage - yep, harder please!!
Breath control - i am enjoying some breath play but not extreme, just enough to help the imagination
Branding - not a chance!
Boot Worship - on me yes please
Bondage (light) - check
Bondage (heavy) - check
Bondage (multi-day) - checkety check!
Bondage (public under clothing) - hmm off to ponder how so!
Breast whipping - yes please just dont mark me
Brown showers (scat) - nope, not my scene
Cages (locked inside) - have to be a bloody big cage! but id fancy that, always fantasized about being in a grope box in a club
Caning - yes love it
Castration fantasy - not my bag
Catheterization - yes, thinking about trying this
Cattle prod (electrical toy) - hmmm, get back to you
Cells/Closets (locked inside of) - nope
Chains - any bondage is good for me
Chamber pot use - nope
Chastity belts - yes please, something so sexy about them, was wanking last night over thought of being waxed closed.
Chauffeuring - is that like driving my dom around?? if so he will be so pissed of with me, my usual trick is to get to venue and get drunk before anyone else so I can't drive!
Choking - not my bag, but i dont mind gagging on a big cock in my throat?
Chores (domestic service) - i pay £9 per hour and the list is on the wall in the utility room
Clothespins - hell yes! love them, last week had 50 on my pussy lips! ask if you want to see a pic!!
Cock rings/straps - yes love to see them on a weel hung chap
Cock worship - i do, i love thee, i love the shiney helmet down to the broad base it meets my lover
Collars (worn in private), get back to you
Collars (worn in public) , nope
Competitions (with other subs) nope
Corsets (wearing casually) god yes, thats why god gave me curves!
Corsets (trained waist reduction) i wish!
Cuffs (leather) yep
Cuffs (metal) oooo love to try
Cutting (Light) Cutting (Deep) Cutting (Hidden Areas) Cutting (Visible Areas)- no thanks not my bag
TMI tuesday!
1. Have you ever broken something in someone's home unknown to them and never told them? If yes, explain.
ooops sorry! it was the toilet seat, I was drunk, sat and fell at same time, you know the move i mean don't you??? when you take it at an angle??? well i over shot the toilet and took the seat with me. I pee'd and replaced the toilet seat and left swiftly. I did hear someone say that some one had broken it the next day, i just tutted and shook my head. Some people eh!
2. What's one sexual guilty pleasure that you wouldn't openly tell your friends about? Why?
This would be a long list! no body knows at work that I'm naughty, they think I'm up for wife and mother of the year awards, butter wouldn't melt in my mouth (if only they knew it's because I was using the butter to lube myself). But if there was one thing I wouldn't its the anal play, i like it too much and I like it too kinky.
3. Take a peek over any celebrity's shoulder in the bathroom...who are they and what are they reading?
Gerrard Butler and he's reading my blog while wanking!
4. Roses are red, violets are blue...[finish this line with your own rhyme]
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
stockings are my favs
and so are shoes!
5. Do you believe in ghosts or other supernatural activity? Why or why not?
erm hard one, no but ...
Had a real spooky thing happen, I was in a meeting (had lunch with the guy today) the sun was shining through the window and just then my PA and another director joined us, the PA shriek and said look at that, pointing at the wall. Projected on the wall was the most perfect image of a fetus in a womb, like what you get when you go to the hospital. We laughed and said one of us must be pregnant. It was me! I was 3 month gone and didn't know. So it was a bit freaky!
Bonus (optional): How many times have you thought about sex in the last 24 hours? What triggered it? Who did it involve? Provide as much details as you like.
Well Ive cum 7 times in last 24 hours, triggers lover and a friend and just because I'm a damn dirty girl!
Join in the fun...
ooops sorry! it was the toilet seat, I was drunk, sat and fell at same time, you know the move i mean don't you??? when you take it at an angle??? well i over shot the toilet and took the seat with me. I pee'd and replaced the toilet seat and left swiftly. I did hear someone say that some one had broken it the next day, i just tutted and shook my head. Some people eh!
2. What's one sexual guilty pleasure that you wouldn't openly tell your friends about? Why?
This would be a long list! no body knows at work that I'm naughty, they think I'm up for wife and mother of the year awards, butter wouldn't melt in my mouth (if only they knew it's because I was using the butter to lube myself). But if there was one thing I wouldn't its the anal play, i like it too much and I like it too kinky.
3. Take a peek over any celebrity's shoulder in the bathroom...who are they and what are they reading?
Gerrard Butler and he's reading my blog while wanking!
4. Roses are red, violets are blue...[finish this line with your own rhyme]
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
stockings are my favs
and so are shoes!
5. Do you believe in ghosts or other supernatural activity? Why or why not?
erm hard one, no but ...
Had a real spooky thing happen, I was in a meeting (had lunch with the guy today) the sun was shining through the window and just then my PA and another director joined us, the PA shriek and said look at that, pointing at the wall. Projected on the wall was the most perfect image of a fetus in a womb, like what you get when you go to the hospital. We laughed and said one of us must be pregnant. It was me! I was 3 month gone and didn't know. So it was a bit freaky!
Bonus (optional): How many times have you thought about sex in the last 24 hours? What triggered it? Who did it involve? Provide as much details as you like.
Well Ive cum 7 times in last 24 hours, triggers lover and a friend and just because I'm a damn dirty girl!
Join in the fun...
Monday, 29 March 2010
Would you? Did you? OMG seriously never even with a tetenus and a wetsuit!
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Wednesday, 24 March 2010
Ever watch yourself in a mirror as you orgasm?
I have done but without climax. I have enjoyed exploring and watching myself take a toy etc but I need to turn my brain on to cum so I often fantasise.
Otherwise I find I loose the moment thinking daft things like 'OMG is that what I look like when Im about to cum' 'my hair has got messed up on one side and I look deranged' 'never wearing this again I look awful!' and for obvious reasons that can kind of ruin the moment.
I more often like to cum when I shouldnt; do the ironing with the bullet in my pants and have to hold the ironing board as my knees buckle when Im cuming, or hoover the house, I've even gone to tescos and done the shopping, I think I came 3 times while wandering round. I remember the bill was huge and there was nothing I could of fed the family with.
Sunday, 21 March 2010
First time in a swing club
have you ever brought an orgy of about 30 people to a total stand still and then erupt in a full chorus of laughter? ooops I did!
It was about this time last year, I was meant to be going with M but his child was ill, we had arranged to meet some friends in there and we agreed I should go along anyway. One of the guys kindly offered to take me. I made it clear that I didn't want to have penetrative sex with him or anyone else for that matter, I was just going along to see and maybe a little soft play if I felt comfortable. I made it clear though so long as he didnt leave me stranded or alone he could got do what ever he wanted.
J took me for dinner and drinks first, although I must say I skipped the dinner mainly and threw loads of drinks down my neck, I was so nervous. I was worried people wouldn't find me attractive, there is one thing not being picked for the netball team but being last one to be picked in a swing club would be awful!!
When we got there I was surprised how normal the place was, it was like being in a social club except you brought your own booze. We sat and drank for a while before venturing to have a look around. Half way round we got to the jacuzzi and decided to strip and get in. A few couples had followed us and decided to join us in the tub. I moved close to J and he placed his arm around me signalling I was off limits. After a some flirty chat in the tub we decided to move on before we got too wrinkly!
Just dressed in our towels we ventured into the 1st of the play rooms. It was the couples room, there was 2 double mattresses on a raised platform. It was empty, just as we turned to leave an attractive couple walked in and the lady put her hand out to me... it took it and joined them. We left the door ajar and within minutes we had an audience. J asked to touch me as he learnt in to kiss, I allowed him, even if just to let the audience know I was not single. He was fingering me as she straddled my face, she was sucking her husband off. I felt j lick me and who was i to stop him! after about 10 minutes she came as I was fisting and licking her. It had been over 12 years since I had fully been with a woman, Id forgotten how good it was.
We switched and J stood in front of me and wanked, I said he could cum on my breasts. As I came I squirted on her making her shriek as she got a fright... I was tipsy and it made me giggle so much, and just at that monet her husband covered her and me and so did J.
We said our goodbyes, showered and headed to the next room, the orgy room. As we entered it was half lit, so quiet, only the odd moan and whimper to be heard. there were dozens of people fucking and playing where ever you looked. On beds, on the floor, on sex swings. I could of stood for hours just watching, every glance told a different story. My eyes were drawn to a lady on the bed she was being spit roasted, at this point I had never done it but had often fantasized about it.
As she received an ample seeing to from both ends an attractive young man was on his knees to her side wanking. He was tall, blonde, sporting a six pack and a very large cock. J saw what I was looking at and took a hold of my towel and pushed me towards the bed, whispering dont worry I will look after you. As I took my first step towards having group sex, being part of an orgy, sex with a stranger, a million thoughts were running through my head.... then I saw them.... his socks, I turned to J and announced (with hindsight very loudly) "he's got his socks on!"
The whole room stopped, people on the sex swings seemed to pause mid air to take in my announcement! the room turned from silence to loud laughter. The poor young man ran from the room holding his diminishing cock in his hand. I fell to the floor unable to move with laughter. Me and J then fled the scene, i was still zipping up my dress and clutching my shoes as we left.
Thankfully J thought it was the best night at a swing club he had ever had!
It was about this time last year, I was meant to be going with M but his child was ill, we had arranged to meet some friends in there and we agreed I should go along anyway. One of the guys kindly offered to take me. I made it clear that I didn't want to have penetrative sex with him or anyone else for that matter, I was just going along to see and maybe a little soft play if I felt comfortable. I made it clear though so long as he didnt leave me stranded or alone he could got do what ever he wanted.
J took me for dinner and drinks first, although I must say I skipped the dinner mainly and threw loads of drinks down my neck, I was so nervous. I was worried people wouldn't find me attractive, there is one thing not being picked for the netball team but being last one to be picked in a swing club would be awful!!
When we got there I was surprised how normal the place was, it was like being in a social club except you brought your own booze. We sat and drank for a while before venturing to have a look around. Half way round we got to the jacuzzi and decided to strip and get in. A few couples had followed us and decided to join us in the tub. I moved close to J and he placed his arm around me signalling I was off limits. After a some flirty chat in the tub we decided to move on before we got too wrinkly!
Just dressed in our towels we ventured into the 1st of the play rooms. It was the couples room, there was 2 double mattresses on a raised platform. It was empty, just as we turned to leave an attractive couple walked in and the lady put her hand out to me... it took it and joined them. We left the door ajar and within minutes we had an audience. J asked to touch me as he learnt in to kiss, I allowed him, even if just to let the audience know I was not single. He was fingering me as she straddled my face, she was sucking her husband off. I felt j lick me and who was i to stop him! after about 10 minutes she came as I was fisting and licking her. It had been over 12 years since I had fully been with a woman, Id forgotten how good it was.
We switched and J stood in front of me and wanked, I said he could cum on my breasts. As I came I squirted on her making her shriek as she got a fright... I was tipsy and it made me giggle so much, and just at that monet her husband covered her and me and so did J.
We said our goodbyes, showered and headed to the next room, the orgy room. As we entered it was half lit, so quiet, only the odd moan and whimper to be heard. there were dozens of people fucking and playing where ever you looked. On beds, on the floor, on sex swings. I could of stood for hours just watching, every glance told a different story. My eyes were drawn to a lady on the bed she was being spit roasted, at this point I had never done it but had often fantasized about it.
As she received an ample seeing to from both ends an attractive young man was on his knees to her side wanking. He was tall, blonde, sporting a six pack and a very large cock. J saw what I was looking at and took a hold of my towel and pushed me towards the bed, whispering dont worry I will look after you. As I took my first step towards having group sex, being part of an orgy, sex with a stranger, a million thoughts were running through my head.... then I saw them.... his socks, I turned to J and announced (with hindsight very loudly) "he's got his socks on!"
The whole room stopped, people on the sex swings seemed to pause mid air to take in my announcement! the room turned from silence to loud laughter. The poor young man ran from the room holding his diminishing cock in his hand. I fell to the floor unable to move with laughter. Me and J then fled the scene, i was still zipping up my dress and clutching my shoes as we left.
Thankfully J thought it was the best night at a swing club he had ever had!
Tuesday, 16 February 2010
TMI... thought id join in the fun!
The Valentine's Day Edition.
1.Have you had sex with another person in 2010? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2010?
Just passed the chance 10 mins ago! dirty filthy client! granted I fucked him last year lol. Only had sex with my lover this year, husband hasn't come close to me for me to even catch a cold let alone get turned on.
2.What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
I was about 17, me and the boyfriend were having sex in the living room of his parents house, I was riding on top and we had to be quick they were due home, then both knees disclocated! I was stuck and in agony but couldnt stop laughing. He was having a fit panicing thankfully I managed to get a grip and get up.
We heard the gate go and the boyfriend stuffed my knickers in his pocket and helped me with my trousers. I accidental put both legs in one trouser leg, he pulled them up in this state and pushed me back on the sofa. I had to sit, busting for a wee until his parents went to bed some 2 hours later with my legs crossed, hoping they just thought I had a long pencil skirt on!
Another funny tale is when me and the boyfriend where fucking in the car, he stopped moving a second but the car continued to shake, we looked out the window and found a group of 6 youths rocking the car! The boyfriend jumped in the car and drove naked around the town for ages in such a state he couldn't work out were to stop to get dressed.... as ever i was in the back laughing so much!
3.What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex?
A smile, I think you can tell allot about someone when they smile, if there eyes light up and of course if they have terrible teeth!
4.What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you?
You look good enough to eat... I replied so eat me... he did x
5.Where is the most unique you have ever had sex?
A few to choose from...
In a show house when if was open for viewing, we even had those awful blue shoe covers on.
At an amusements park, on a ride, security guard caught us
In a public jacuzzi
In a nightclub, while talking to a bouncer, he just thought i was sat on his knee.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower?
God yes! and yes pee'd on the lover in shower just the last time i saw him and he returned the favour x
1.Have you had sex with another person in 2010? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2010?
Just passed the chance 10 mins ago! dirty filthy client! granted I fucked him last year lol. Only had sex with my lover this year, husband hasn't come close to me for me to even catch a cold let alone get turned on.
2.What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
I was about 17, me and the boyfriend were having sex in the living room of his parents house, I was riding on top and we had to be quick they were due home, then both knees disclocated! I was stuck and in agony but couldnt stop laughing. He was having a fit panicing thankfully I managed to get a grip and get up.
We heard the gate go and the boyfriend stuffed my knickers in his pocket and helped me with my trousers. I accidental put both legs in one trouser leg, he pulled them up in this state and pushed me back on the sofa. I had to sit, busting for a wee until his parents went to bed some 2 hours later with my legs crossed, hoping they just thought I had a long pencil skirt on!
Another funny tale is when me and the boyfriend where fucking in the car, he stopped moving a second but the car continued to shake, we looked out the window and found a group of 6 youths rocking the car! The boyfriend jumped in the car and drove naked around the town for ages in such a state he couldn't work out were to stop to get dressed.... as ever i was in the back laughing so much!
3.What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex?
A smile, I think you can tell allot about someone when they smile, if there eyes light up and of course if they have terrible teeth!
4.What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you?
You look good enough to eat... I replied so eat me... he did x
5.Where is the most unique you have ever had sex?
A few to choose from...
In a show house when if was open for viewing, we even had those awful blue shoe covers on.
At an amusements park, on a ride, security guard caught us
In a public jacuzzi
In a nightclub, while talking to a bouncer, he just thought i was sat on his knee.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower?
God yes! and yes pee'd on the lover in shower just the last time i saw him and he returned the favour x
Thursday, 4 February 2010
1st swing party ever
It was last summer, me and M were meant to be going but he had to make his excuses last minute. I hate to let people down and I was alone for the night so thought I would have a look. Curiosity had the better of me.
I had no idea what to wear or what the protocol was on these occasion, I called JJ who was hosting the party, he promised to look after me and that I could just observe and socialise. I felt more comfortable with that in mind. JJ was a nice guy I'd met for coffee a few time before, he had good experience in the swing scene and and loved the clubs and parties.
I picked out some naughty undies, a corset and satin French knicks, my fav laboutins and applied shimmering cream to my tanned smooth legs. I added a classy dress on top and grabbed a bottle of vodka out of the cabinate. I arrived at his late. I didnt want to be the first, I wanted to get lost in a crowd. JJ had told me about 10 couples were going 3 single males and 4 females..... 6 couples, 3 single males and me was the truth! I felt like I had the words dinner on my forehead the way the room looked at me. The single bisexual female at a party, I was on every ones wish list.
I headed straight to the kitchen and poured a very very large vodka. Then ran to the back door to join the smokers, I needed a subtle introduction to the crowd. Before I went in the main room I think quarter of the vodka had gone. As I walked in a lady followed behind me, I hadn't paid much attention to her as I was too focused on breathing at this stage. Then the room focused on her as she offered oral sex to any one, male or female. The men moved towards her to take her up on her offer. One guy scooped her in his arms and carried her to the bedroom, 2 other followed.
The vodka was working and I started to relax. A lady, about 35, dark hair in a striking bob, pretty, pert boobs, wearing a little black baby doll,walked up to me and unzipped my dress and let it fall to the floor. I could feel myself get instantly wet. She kissed my neck then walked away to get a drink. I followed her and we kissed some more. JJ came in to check if i was ok but I could see him stall at the doorway and stop to watch. She hand ran between my thighs and then parted my lips. It felt heavenly, I was so aroused.
JJ came up behind the woman and held her breast while rubbing himself against her. she suggested we went to a room.... I declined... I wasn't ready for that. I hadn't done group sex and despite my enjoyment of this moment I was still petrified and feeling vunerable, let alone worried all the guys wouldn't fancy me.
They went off to a room and as they turned the corner JJ shouted back for me to just watch... I grabbed a drink and followed.
I spent the rest of the night going room to room watching, at times touching myself for my own pleasure but of course entertaining anyone that caught site of me.
it was about 3am when I found a room and hid under the duvet and swiftly fell asleep, just as well as I had a flight to Europe to catch at 11. at 7 JJ arrived in my room with a coffee and an erection asking which one I wanted and which one i needed. I laughed and went go to the bathroom but as i stood up and collapsed and hit the floor with a thud. FUCK! i couldn't work out what was wrong, I felt like I was swimming.
JJ burst out laughing and opened the windows and came to help me at the same time call me a daft tart.
The room I'd slept in had 3 bottles of poppers that had been left open... Id spent the night inhaling it. I must add i was horny as hell despite the slight distress and the bump on the head. JJ gave excellent first aid. He lay me on the bed and kiss me better.... all over my clit until i came.
I had no idea what to wear or what the protocol was on these occasion, I called JJ who was hosting the party, he promised to look after me and that I could just observe and socialise. I felt more comfortable with that in mind. JJ was a nice guy I'd met for coffee a few time before, he had good experience in the swing scene and and loved the clubs and parties.
I picked out some naughty undies, a corset and satin French knicks, my fav laboutins and applied shimmering cream to my tanned smooth legs. I added a classy dress on top and grabbed a bottle of vodka out of the cabinate. I arrived at his late. I didnt want to be the first, I wanted to get lost in a crowd. JJ had told me about 10 couples were going 3 single males and 4 females..... 6 couples, 3 single males and me was the truth! I felt like I had the words dinner on my forehead the way the room looked at me. The single bisexual female at a party, I was on every ones wish list.
I headed straight to the kitchen and poured a very very large vodka. Then ran to the back door to join the smokers, I needed a subtle introduction to the crowd. Before I went in the main room I think quarter of the vodka had gone. As I walked in a lady followed behind me, I hadn't paid much attention to her as I was too focused on breathing at this stage. Then the room focused on her as she offered oral sex to any one, male or female. The men moved towards her to take her up on her offer. One guy scooped her in his arms and carried her to the bedroom, 2 other followed.
The vodka was working and I started to relax. A lady, about 35, dark hair in a striking bob, pretty, pert boobs, wearing a little black baby doll,walked up to me and unzipped my dress and let it fall to the floor. I could feel myself get instantly wet. She kissed my neck then walked away to get a drink. I followed her and we kissed some more. JJ came in to check if i was ok but I could see him stall at the doorway and stop to watch. She hand ran between my thighs and then parted my lips. It felt heavenly, I was so aroused.
JJ came up behind the woman and held her breast while rubbing himself against her. she suggested we went to a room.... I declined... I wasn't ready for that. I hadn't done group sex and despite my enjoyment of this moment I was still petrified and feeling vunerable, let alone worried all the guys wouldn't fancy me.
They went off to a room and as they turned the corner JJ shouted back for me to just watch... I grabbed a drink and followed.
I spent the rest of the night going room to room watching, at times touching myself for my own pleasure but of course entertaining anyone that caught site of me.
it was about 3am when I found a room and hid under the duvet and swiftly fell asleep, just as well as I had a flight to Europe to catch at 11. at 7 JJ arrived in my room with a coffee and an erection asking which one I wanted and which one i needed. I laughed and went go to the bathroom but as i stood up and collapsed and hit the floor with a thud. FUCK! i couldn't work out what was wrong, I felt like I was swimming.
JJ burst out laughing and opened the windows and came to help me at the same time call me a daft tart.
The room I'd slept in had 3 bottles of poppers that had been left open... Id spent the night inhaling it. I must add i was horny as hell despite the slight distress and the bump on the head. JJ gave excellent first aid. He lay me on the bed and kiss me better.... all over my clit until i came.
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