Tuesday, 29 November 2011

TMI - fun stuff

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me ____ ? (idea from PocketRockettz)

....Look glamorous ?

....check under the desk?



2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)

Can't I just blow the judges?

Better rely on the interview if not, my brains the next best I got.

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?

I'm happy with my teeth, nipples and ankles but these days I'm happy with my self, yes I need to lose weight but I know I'm adored with my curves intact so it's not a concern.

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop

Seeing as I don't have one I shall consider YSL's

It would be a big part in a major box office smash. Something that would require him to wear a beautiful shiny purple helmet. A strong, powerful character that always made his opposite lady smile.

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee

Dog please, with noodles :)

Not a fussy eater and whilst it's not on the top of my list of things to try it wouldn't put me off.

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink

Can't believe this made the list! I'd look up the guy that mailed me and asked if he could be my toilet for the day and get him to sort out the mess while I tweet and enjoy the rim job.

Join in or see who else played here


  1. Of course you can blow the judges! "Talent" was one of the choices. Your answer to #6 was quite funny, though I admit that my attention was quickly stolen by the shot of your nipple.

  2. 2. Good answer
    6. Now that's a solution. Use him if you have him

    OMG...I kid you not. The word verifation is "ringem"



  3. I love answer to #2!!

    and yes! Eyecandy for sure the nipples!!

    love your answers!!