Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Tmi - random sexual facts .... Place not to have sex!

http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/ was ibspirationsl for ghis weeks tmi but ive done a little change, it was suggested we compile a list of places to have sex that are generally considered especially romantic or exciting.

I have a limited list of 'romantic' places so instead here is my top place i wouldn’t have sex again....

1. Show house while it was open for viewing while wearing those silly shoe covers
2. Amusements park where over excitable security guards are employed
3. Toilets of favourite restaurant (can’t go back again unless wear a disguise)
4. Stood up in 5” heels bent over with nothing to hold on to! That seemed like such a great plan and then i was certain I was to be launched any moment from his cock into the wall, kind of spoiled the moment
5. The beach, indeed the chaffing of the sand is just too much
6. The car, I’m very tall so its hard enough but did get a pain in my back once reach to se what it was and Id broke the sons favourite power ranger toy in my moment of passion
7. Stood up against car in an abandoned car park a group of property investors came in and we had to stay holding each other and faking me crying as they walked by and measured right next to us
8. Bent over a log in a wood, it was rotten and during the enthusiastic pounding I was getting the log broke and I tumbled to the floor bare ass in air!

Im sure there are more to add and sat laughing at every instance And whilst I've said I wouldn't do it again you all know I'm lying don't you?

The most romantic has to if been in a hot tub, out doors overlooking the sea while it was snowing, with a close second was the first night HE made love to me, it was just in a bed at a lovely hotel but everything was just perfect (until the head board came off the wall as we started to fuck like animals)

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  1. 5. The beach, indeed the chaffing of the sand is just too much.

    Amen, sister!

  2. My cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing. These are GREAT yummy.
    Thank you so much for sharing.

    I can't believe the car park one with the investors taking measurements :o


  3. Very funny... launch of his cock into the wall... LOL.... still smiling as I write this

  4. Number 5...entirely agree. Especially among the breaking waves รก la 'From Here to Eternity'. Those grains of sand get washed into all the important litle places!

    One you missed: Saunas. Ever done it in a sauna? I have and it damned nearly gave me a heart attack. See here

  5. Great list! Brought a smile to my face :)
    There seems to be a theme around fucking so hard that things get broken. You should probably not have sex in a China Shop.