TMI - If, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.

If i had a wand in my hand id be masturbating, right?

I think I do alright on the choices above. I'd more likely opt for being thinner and fitter which are matters I don't need a wand for !

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?

The husband is top of that list but in reality whilst I wish he paid more attention to me, listened and participated more in parenting, I'm not so badly done too, there's many more worse off and the family as a whole does ok.




3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?

I'd buy a city centre luxury apartment for me and YSL to meet there and enjoy each other and our friends.

YSL joked just last week that if we ever had such a place he bet that ever item from spatula to bed post would have a sexual conertation.


4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?

I have visited one with a friend/ work colleague in Amsterdam. He wanted a proper massage and I wanted to keep out of the rain. She literally ripped his shirt off and then said its an extra €20 for your girlfriend to watch.

I was weeping with laughter as he tried to explain he didn't want his cock sucking.


Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?

I shall let you decide....

YSL played.........

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.

D. Like every younger guy, I always wish I had something else, bigger cock, etc. However as the years have passed I have accepted that we all get older and nobody is immune to it. When we say to someone, how old do you reckon he/she is, we tend to narrow it down to five year ranges, if not down to the exact age give or take a year and unless nature has been especially cruel or kind to someone, we simply accept their age and move on. The only time to me when people look odd is when they try to badly cover up their age and attempt to look younger, but it sadly isn't working and everyone can see through it. Sure, make the most of what you have and enhance it if you wish with clothes, makeup, tan, etc, but don't try too hard. For me, fake tits just look rediculous, but I accept that for some women it provides them with an increased body image and a lot of guys like them, but however it ain't for me.

Cock wise, I used to think, 'oh, if only there was a little more', however since the number of erect penises I have seen first hand has increased over the years, the more I appreciate that I haven't done too bad with what was handed to me and whilst there are bigger out there, there appears to be a lot that are smaller too. As Yummy and I have found over the past couple of years, the guys with the 'Monsters' seem to have difficulty getting an erection. Me, I'm much happier with what I have, knowing it works fine and not having this thing that we can all swoon at, but at the end of the day, you can't do anything with it.



2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?

Nothing, I am very happy and content with my life, but then again I should be giving that I am #LivingTheDream

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?

Beachfront House

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?

Never visited

Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?

It's not 'my butt', but it's my 'butt type', without a doubt, 'Wide Load' every time for me. Always loved it, always will :)

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