TMI Tuesday

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?
so many way to go with this...

a car with a big rear

fun under the hood

lots of knobs on the dashboard

0 to sexy in under 5 seconds

glistening wax on the hood

perhaps a people carrier (MPV) for those moments 5 arent enough

but if you're buying me one and big jeep please :)

2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
I'd stick a handle on it and pretend it was a handbag!


3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….
allow the day to pass without hearing the words I love you.


4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?
48hours at a guess but I probably comensated by wash myself a bit at a time in a sink. I hate not starting the day with a shower and adore ending it with a bath for some 'me' time and by 'me' time I mean masturbating.

5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?
hmmm a friend of mine, who had just had a baby, her husband had fallen asleep after lunch time beers and he was meant to be helping wrap the presents etc she called me to help, I came over, wrapped the gifts with her, then an evil thought arrived into my head. I got a jug of warm water and slowly poured it into his lap. We left the room and a few minutes later a flustered husband ran passed us and returned in fresh pants some 5 minutes later. He never mentioned it to anyone for months thinking he had pee'd himself.

Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?
hmm not really one for gossip but.... have you heard next weekend im in for a mystery treat?

check back later as im posting about a naughty Christmas group post