1. I must have at least five minutes without a cock in me before I die.
2. You can’t stop me, because I’m having a good time, having a good time!!! I’m a rocket on my way to Mars, on a collision course, I’m a satellite, I’m out of control ♫♫♫♫♫.
3. I wish I never had to buy panties again.
4. The Hitachi Magic Wand has helped me change my life.
5. I know the song by Cristian Marchi by heart.
6. If I weren’t so afraid, I would want to enact this multiple creampiescene in real life.
Bonus: My weekend was good, tonight I’m looking forward to masturbating, tomorrow my plans include masturbating and next weekend, I want to get back to some good, honest anal!