TMI Tuesday - August

It’s the last TMI Tuesday for the month of August. Did you know August was originally named Sextilis (‘sixth’). In 8 B.C. Sextilis was renamed August in honor of Roman Emperor Augustus. BTW…August or Sextilis was the sixth month of the year in the ancient Roman 10-month calendar.

Now for more about August:

1. In the Philippines today is National Heroes Day. 
Who is your hero? (You can name up to 3). Why?

All three from the Starz TV show Spartacus. Why?? Because they have the best lines ever said by anybody at any time ever……………EVER!!!!

Batiatus

Quotes:

At last, the gods remove cock from fucking ass! The House of Batiatus―no, the House of Quintus Lentulus Batiatus rises to the fucking heavens!

You counsel to suck the cock that pisses on me!

You have no mother! You were belched from the cunt of the underworld—that's why I favor you

That shit fuck! Beckons me to the city, only to spurn me like a thin-waisted whore. Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!

Do I appear a fucking arrow? My nose pointing towards your wife's dripping thighs?

You kiss my cheek only to finger my ass! Speak, before I carve out your fucking tongue!

Gannicus

Quotes:

I am for wine and the embrace of questionable women

...Blood rains down from an angry sky. My cock rages on, my cock rages on...

There is only one way to become champion; never fucking lose

You and your tiny cock best pray that day never comes

Crixus

Quotes:

Stand down pup, before your shriveling cock wets the sand

Oh, and Vettius is good too: "Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!"

And just generally the characters who have said lines along the line of “He swings cock like he is Jupiter himself!!”

'Gratitude' to all men who said these words

2. August is Romance Awareness Month. What have you done to enhance romance in your life? Or what have you become aware of or discovered with regards to romance?

That I need to masturbate more when I don’t have a cock inside me.

3. In the month of August there is National Raspberry Creme Day, National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, and National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. Which day are you most likely to celebrate and how would you celebrate?

National Cream pie day.

An excellent stock image of a lady celebrating National Cream Pie Day 

4. August 13 was International Left-hander’s Day. Who out there is a lefty? Anyone ambidextrous?

I’m good at Skiing

 An excellent stock image of a very competent skier

5. In the U.K. today is a late summer Bank Holiday. What are you doing (or did you do) with your “free” time?

Free time?? Is that a thing?? I just thought it was a fantasy that everyone else had bought in to and was playing along with.

Bonus: Post a pic from your mobile phone that was taken in this month of August. Explain the photo…or not

Very hot weather combined with a thoroughly hard spanking required extreme cooling measures courtesy of two frozen ice cube bags.