It’s the last TMI Tuesday for the month of
August. Did you know August was originally named Sextilis (‘sixth’). In 8 B.C.
Sextilis was renamed August in honor of Roman Emperor Augustus. BTW…August or
Sextilis was the sixth month of the year in the ancient Roman 10-month
calendar.
Now for more about August:
1. In the
Philippines today is National Heroes Day.
Who is your hero? (You can name up to 3). Why?
Who is your hero? (You can name up to 3). Why?
All
three from the Starz TV show Spartacus. Why?? Because they have the best lines
ever said by anybody at any time ever……………EVER!!!!
Batiatus
Quotes:
At last, the
gods remove cock from fucking ass! The House of Batiatus―no, the House of
Quintus Lentulus Batiatus rises to the fucking heavens!
You counsel
to suck the cock that pisses on me!
You have no
mother! You were belched from the cunt of the underworld—that's why I favor you
That shit fuck! Beckons me to the city, only to spurn me like a thin-waisted whore. Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!
Do I appear a
fucking arrow? My nose pointing towards your wife's dripping thighs?
You kiss my
cheek only to finger my ass! Speak, before I carve out your fucking tongue!
Gannicus
Quotes:
I am for wine
and the embrace of questionable women
...Blood
rains down from an angry sky. My cock rages on, my cock rages on...
There is only
one way to become champion; never fucking lose
You and your
tiny cock best pray that day never comes
Crixus
Quotes:
Stand down
pup, before your shriveling cock wets the sand
Oh, and Vettius is good too: "Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!"
And just generally the characters who have said
lines along the line of “He swings cock like he is Jupiter himself!!”
'Gratitude' to all men who said these words
'Gratitude' to all men who said these words
2. August is Romance Awareness Month. What have you done to enhance romance in your life? Or what have you become aware of or discovered with regards to romance?
That
I need to masturbate more when I don’t have a cock inside me.
3. In the month of August there is National Raspberry Creme Day, National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, and National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. Which day are you most likely to celebrate and how would you celebrate?
National
Cream pie day.
An excellent stock image of a lady celebrating National Cream Pie Day
4. August 13 was International Left-hander’s Day. Who out there is a lefty?
Anyone ambidextrous?
I’m
good at Skiing
An excellent stock image of a very competent skier
5. In the U.K. today is a late summer Bank Holiday. What are you doing (or did you do) with your “free” time?
Free
time?? Is that a thing?? I just thought it was a fantasy that everyone else had
bought in to and was playing along with.
Bonus: Post a pic from your mobile
phone that was taken in this month of August. Explain the photo…or not
Very hot weather combined with a thoroughly hard spanking required extreme cooling measures courtesy of two frozen ice cube bags.
