Tuesday, 4 June 2013

TMI - what's in your fridge

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?
1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?

Water, the bottles of red wine stay out for easy pouring


2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?

Sandwiches for half time sex snacks


3. Any really old bottles of condiments?

Nope, not in our hotel fridge....it's as fresh as a daisy when we check in for the sole purpose of group recreational sex


4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?

Nearest it gets to Italian in our hotel fridge is a tuna and pasta tub brought in from the shops for another half time sex snacks......when sandwiches just aren't enough


5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?

Nope, all daisy fresh


6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably
don’t?

Water, sandwiches, pasta and glass dildoes

 

Bonus:  In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?

On a very early playdate with Yummy I pushed olives up her cunt and ate them out. No idea why, a little drunk and a little excited I guess.

 

Bonus, bonus:  We’re curious, how many phallic shaped foods are in your refrigerator?

Phallic shaped glass dildoes and triangle shaped sandwiches


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