So I'm in a huge DIY store (b&q) just checking out the lighting department and then realise it's time to go.
As I walk through the store, dressed in a smart black dress, fishnet stayup stockings and heels, I felt that most dreaded of things.... The stocking top went. I stop still and clamp my thighs together to stop it making a run for my ankle. The place is busy so I can't just make an adjustment without drawing too much attention to myself.
I walk, thighs clamped, towards the wood stain section, it seems quiet, I lift skirt and adjust stocking just in time.
The voice from behind me makes me jump "can I help you madam" the helpful member if staff says with a big smile if his face!!!
I giggled and walked quickly for the door. Sat outside now still laughing.
That is hysterical!!!
ReplyDeleteYou should have said, "Yea, wanna lend me a hand and pull up my thigh highs please!"
You should have let him help you! ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. Made his day too I bet!
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