Extraordindary uses of ordinary objects - group post

This is it the list I promised... for those that missed the original post I saw this book at the farmers house and thought I could re write a top shelf version for a bit of a giggle. Below is my list and a few pictures and links to stories of when certain events have occurred. If you haven't played and want to either leave your link in comments or list in there.

There is a link list other peeps who said they were playing along at the end of the post, go see them and see if they were as naughty as me? who wants to place a bet???

1. Large Aubergine(egg plant) inserted in ass and pussy... exhibit a (pic)


2. Fucked with stiletto .... see pic


3. Call myself when mobile phone on vibrate (failed miserably)

4. Electric tooth brush – ouch! Not recommended bristle side on clit

5. Bed knob , lover pushed me down onto it and then fucked my ass... very horny

6. 500ml pepsi bottle stuff inside me on friday night


7. knickerers pushed inside and made to sleep with them in (was so aroused i could hardly sleep and was woken by him pulling them out)

8. Can of hairspray - varying sizes depending on mood

9. Perfume bottle - it was nearby and I was horny!




10. Pegs




11. Belt

12. Butternut squash


13. Bottles; Pom bottle was probably the most intense full story here and pic http://heelsnstocking.blogspot.com/2010/03/cant-sleep-too-aroused-and-he-is-now.html
Wine bottle
Beer
Blue Curacau
Jack Daniels
Vodka

Lots of pics in this article.. http://heelsnstocking.blogspot.com/2010/08/what-can-i-say-other-than-im-very-bad.html

14. A glass; inserted in my ass, that was so horny, he fucked the glass slowly and came in the glass, also used a glass on Dutch to tease him


15. Ribbons! used to tie open my pussy lips with the aid of a couple of pegs.


16. Tin of peaches stuffed in to me then slowly eaten out of me.... mmm they were cold from the fridge as well

17. carton of cream poured in to ass

18. Funnel used to pour cream in ass, pee in ass and cum in ass

19. Gear stick in car (shift stick for you yanks)

20. Church candle while lit inserted inside me (lit end outside of course)

21. whipped with decorative straw!

22. Baseball bat... not explanation required??? http://heelsnstocking.blogspot.com/2010/08/what-can-i-say-other-than-im-very-bad.html


23. Shoe Horn! he spanked me with it then used it to open me up and slip his cock in my ass

24. Spatula - they make great spanking toys

25. Fly Swatter! ouch that sooooo fucking hurt you know the waffle sort?? it stung so much (more please)

26. A whisk - just a manual plastic one but it was great fun to open me up with

27. Large can of industrial spray lubricant... its like me in a can!

28. I think if you look at the picture you will get this lol (the therapist having fun while I was tied up and unable to protest)


29. Well you have to go with what is in season and its Marrow season over here!

God it felt soooo good and it was cold!!

30. Tried to have sex with couch...more specifically, between couch seats. Seats were too rigid and tightly pressed together to allow for pleasurable sex. Hey, I was 15!

31. Masturbated right into my underwear on purpose and walked around all day with semen all over my underwear (and me). Advice - never do that because semen DOES make things sticky when dried...peeling off your underwear is a bitch. ;)

Go see who else is playing:

http://pleasure-principle-hedone.blogspot.com/
http://thepinkreport.blogspot.com/
http://playfullyyours.blogspot.com/
http://joeheather.blogspot.com/2010/09/extraordinary-uses-for-ordinary-objects.html/
http://alienus-kairos.blogspot.com/
Netsfan44
http://handsinpants.blogspot.com/ this is such a funny post! not meant to be related but such a fun way of using ordinary things

Dutch (part 5) Lazy day and a filthy night

We ventured out after breakfast for coffee and bought some strawberries, it was so hot after an hour or so we headed back to the shelter of the air conditioned room. We spent the next few hours discussing sexual fantasies, viewing my favourite bloggers and discussing which I/we would like to fuck... top 3 are....

Playfully yours
Vixen
Hedon (pleasure principle)

We talked about things we had done and thing we wanted to do, it was so intimate, sharing such inner most thoughts.

I gave him a massage as his back was aching and my fingers wandered slowly over his lower back and towards his ass, going from being a remedy to hearing him moan gently as my fingers teased over his hole. I gently rubbed around from his ass to his balls, testing the water and seeing his reactions. I pressed a finger gently against his hole and he moaned more. Slowly I pushed in deeper, I was aware we hadnt discussed this and I waited for him to push against me to say yes. My finger tip reached his prostate and his breathing changed, I could tell I had the right spot and massaged him, moving slowly and deeply until I could tell he needed to cum. I turned him over and wanked him until he came over my face, cum was dripping off me.

He played with me while talking to me, telling me what was going to happen tonight, tell me exactly what I needed to do. He was going to fuck my throat then cum in it, dip the glass butt plug in the cum then push it hard in my ass, while fisting me.

I was cumming so much and so aroused and laid bare as a power tremendous orgasm came over me I came, he was encouraging me to let go, I did, we drifted off into an dreamy nap together. I woke before him and slipped off to shower, returned to bed fresh and blogged on my blackberry in his arms. When he woke he pushed inside my ass. When we went out for dinner my ass was full of his cum. As i left the bed though a naughty thought passed my mind, it grabbed the lube covered his foot and slid down it slowly until I reached his ankle. His flaccid abused cock showed me it approved immediately thickening again.

Dinner was full of laughter and intimacy... and very very hot thai food! we grabbed cocktails then and early night, well an early return to the room. I went to the bathroom and gave myself an enema, I want some serious anal play. I dressed in bright aqua and black lingerie and matching stockings. He was on the bed smiling when I returned.

He pinned me down and licked me, making me cum for him, coming up for air to feed me strawberries or seductively dribble the juice in my mouth before going back to eat more of me.


We kissed and held each other then he told me to lie with my head tilted back over the bed. He pushed into my throat and fucked it. When he neared cumming he straddled my face and came into my mouth, telling me to hold it, he grabbed the glass butt plug and dipped it in. The cum was dribbling out my mouth and covering it.

He turned me over and pushed the cum cover plug in my ass slowly at first then pushed it home firmly. His hand pushed immediately deep into my cunt. He took hold of the butt plug through the walls of my cunt and ass and moved slowly. I was cumming so hard and fast, he pulled my hair and moved in close.


He pulled the butt plug out and replaced it with his cock, fucking me hard in the ass until i felt him pulsed cum deep inside me again.

We lay together in a heap lazily touching each other. We shared more intimate thoughts but before dozing off again he brought me to another amazing orgasm so intense he kept touching me throwing me straight into another and another, I wept and begged him stop as I came again, not wanting it to end but hardly able to cope with it, he had me at my limit and pushed my through it

A filthy but wonderful gentleman... part one

Its rare that 2 such people collide. He is a rare breed,Jack, cultured, intelligent, witty, sexy as hell and a deviant. I got back in touch with Jack a few weeks ago and we decided we should meet again. Our previous encounters have been amazing, creative and sexually ground breaking on most occasions.

I arrived at 6.45 after a long day at work. He has wonderful urban wharehouse style apratment in the heart of Edinburgh. I was greeted by him at the door, his eyes still as striking and his smile captivating, he grabbed my bags and I followed him upstairs. Within seconds of being in his company it was like the 10 months had not past since we last saw each other.



I had packed cosmo's, we normally meet at Harvey Nicks for them but since I was driving I figured we could enjoy them still. We chatted, kissed and teased for some an hour or so. The conversation turned to the blog and he was intrigued and enjoyed a quick view of it. I disapeared to the bathroom to shower and dress for the night. Whilst in the shower he also changed and put on something a tad south of naughty. I was dress in a black slip, fence net stockings and heels, perched on the end of the latex covered bed upon his return.

I was unpacking my toy bag, he wanted me to go through it with him and tell him about my experiences recently with the exlover. He was interested in what we had been doing with the pegs and ribbons. I lay down and he started to play with me. He attached the pegs to my pussy lips and then tied the ribbons to my thighs so I was totally exposed to him. He began to lick me, suckling on my clit that was vunrable and ready for him. He reached for my speculum and opened me up then continued to lick. He brought me to a wondeful shuddering orgasm and then joined me further up the bed. He also had pegs in his naughty bag and he began to attach them accross my breasts. I have never done this before and it was amazing. I have senstive breasts and the stimulation sent my through the roof.



He had told me earlier in the evening that he wasnt going to get his cock out for a while, I was aching for it and he knew it, he has the most amazing monster of a cock and it is beautiful (as cocks go).

He untied me and led me to the lounge where he had covered his sofa with another latex sheet. I knelt and presented me ass and cunt to him. He wanted to fist me as he knew it made me gush and squirt. His lubed hand slid into me with reletive ease and he started fisting me. A few fingers then entered my ass and before long I could feel the pressure of his whole hand trying to enter me. He partially removed the other hand and pushed a little deeper into me, then returned he other hand into my cunt. He repeated this until my ass gave in and drew him inside me, I gushed instantly. Hearing it clatter of the latex sheet was so sexy.

I came so hard and remained in that state while he double fisted me. It was a first for him. It was wonderful for me. I was shuddering for a few minutes when we had finished.

Its funny how we can go from one extreme to another and it fits so well. I was sat in the kitchen sipping Proseco enjoying great conversation and swapping cooking tips, however if you were to view this moment I was half naked, breats hanging freely sat on bar stool in stockings and heels, he was in latex gear with his peach of an ass exposed.



So much more to tell but im off to bed, trying to catch up on Friday nights lack of sleep. I will post more tomorrow and show you a little more of what we did, I shall leave you with an image of what I had for dessert.

Tired and Tender

Collected HIM from the airport yesterday morning, we kissed, held each other a moment and he whispered to drive somewhere private. We ended up in middle of the countryside. He told me to get out the car and stand next to him as he sat in the passenger seat. I was soaking wet already in anticipation, he pushed his hand straight inside me and took me to the edge, I was ready to let go and he stopped. He move to my clit and teased me until I was about to cum again. He stopped.

He kept taking me nearer, each time I was trying not to let him know I was about to cum be he knows me too well. He told me he wasn't going to let me cum. I had to wait until the evening when we got to the hotel.

As ever I was early and he was late, I was lay on the bed in a slip, stockings and boots, with a vibrator inside me as instructed but switched off. I was soaking wet again, as id got dresses for him my anticipation was trickling down my thighs.



He moved onto the bed kissed me passionately and switched the toy on and told me i wasn't allowed to cum still. He took out the ribbons and restraints and started at my feet and bound my legs together. Ensuring the vibrator was right on my clit, telling me not to cum or it would be my last of the night.

He placed my wrists in cuffs and secured them to my neck so I could interfere. I was totally at his mercy. He turned me over straddled my calves and then proceeded to fist me. It was so intense, trying to not cum, I was begging him to let me so he gagged me and told me I had to wait 5 more minutes. He started to work his fingers of his other hand inside and then told me if I took both I could cum. He began pushing inside me and I knew I couldn't hold back my orgasm any longer so I pushed back onto him feeling him stretch me so open, pushing through a limit and as i did I get so much, I squirted over him.

The vibrator was pushing on my raw sensitive and swollen clit and it was like being plug into the mains, I wanted it removed but he said I'd have to cum again before that could happen. He alternated between fucking my cunt and ass until I came again. He untied my legs and forced them apart and proceeded to fuck me hard then slipped his hand in next to his cock and wanked himself off inside me.

After a bottle of wine and a carpet picnic he push me down on the bed and forced himself inside me holding my neck as he moved slowly but with such intent. I decided to fight back and took hold of his hair and kissed him hard, pushing him back onto the bed and smothering him in my cleavage. I told him to wank himself hard. He did.

I held him by the throat, something he hadn't experienced and it surprised him how arousing it was. The feeling of venerability and domination. He was so hard when I offered my ass back to him.



As he neared cuming he stopped and started to fist me again, this time though he placed the glass butt plug inside me. Its a challenge to take as it has 2 large bulbous points. He was gentle and coached me as I stretched around it each time. Once inside he hand disappeared inside me again and he them found the top of the glass butt plug and pushed it out one notch telling me to push it back inside as he did it. He kept doing this, building up pace and rubbing my clit as he did so. The feeling of both holes being so full and the attention to my clit was too much and within a few minutes I collapsed into a shuddering orgasm. He withdrew his hand and covered in my cum he wanked until he came over me.

I fell asleep in his arms, feeling so adored. I woke before him this morning and woke him holding his stiff cock and begging for it to be inside. He stuffed my panties in my mouth and then proceeded to abuse all my holes but not allow me to cum. He was spanking my with his bare hand then switched to the paddle. Attached pegs to my nipples, I was so on the edge, his fingers in both holes, when he slipped his little finger in my peehole and pressed the bullet onto my clit. It was such an intense sensation, I started to cum and he pressed onto my gspot and started to milk it hard. I swear it was the most intense orgasm Ive ever had. I was trembling and shaking for minutes after as he held me pushing gently inside me to finish off entwined together making love.

Sat at desk now with a delightful ache where he has spanking, stretched and teased, wishing for more but having to wait for a few weeks more.

todays sex

Had such a filthy dream last night, I'd dreamt I was fisting myself, I envy those that can. I was so horny when I woke I could not of gone to work without remedying the situation.

Got the kids ready for school in record time and off to breakfast club. As the door closed behind them I was already removing clothes and heading for the toy box.

Then the phone rang! I try not to ignore work for my libido as the libido doesn't pay as well so I reached for the phone with one hand as I slipped of the panties.... it was HIM! such good timing! as I answered the phone his words were 'are you alone?'. YES! "good, i want you to get undressed and get a toy"... he laughed when I said i was already one step ahead.

Its rare that we have phone sex but with over 300 miles between us what options do we have when we haven't seen each other for weeks??

He told me to find something big to sit on, it had to stretch me, I had to struggle to get it inside me. I knew what I needed, we had tried it before and it had taken an hour to work it inside, but that was a while ago, I figured I might just be able to manage it now. It was a 500ml bottle of bubble bath from the bathroom. I placed it on my bedside cabinet and I began to sit on it and he told me to take a pic and send it.... I did...

He proceeded to tell me what he was going to do to me the next time we meet, he told me he is going to put me over he knee and spank me until my bottom is raw and I'm dripping wet and then force himself inside me ass so hard ... it only took a few minutes of him talking so filthy to me and riding the bottle whilst rubbing my clit I came so hard and gushed. It spurted all over the cabinet and the walls!

I'd lost track of time and when we finished the call I realised I was late and quickly mopped up the mess and got dressed and headed to work. Tonight I heard the husband shout down from the bedroom "what the fuck you spilt now? its all over the wall" lol x

wow, ouch and mmmmm

What an amazing night. He woke me from my hangover nap with a kiss. Plane was early so he beat the alarm I'd set so didnt have time to check make up or druel. He seemed pleased, the physcial indicator was very very apparent. Havent seen he since 1st week of december but it was like we had only been to work that day.

If you knew what we are like you would think there would be nothing more kinky we could do but we did, I will look back on last night with a fond and dirty smile. He says im amazing and everything he could ever want.... I translated that too im a dirty filthy whore in the bed room that caters to his foot fettish and every other kinky urge he might have.

Especially as he had managed to work his foot into my cunt then my ass.

So despite another night no sleep im sat in office clinging on to the desk and a can of redbull for life with a tender and happy ass, damp panties and an urge to start again. thank god i have him for another 3 days.