TMI - navigating sex

My answers 

1. Answer Yes or No:

I Regret My First Kiss - Yes

I Miss My First Love - no (as I'm still married to him)

I Married My First Love - yes

I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me - no

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

I'm 'Havinmycakeandeaterous'!

My marriage works as I get all that's missing from my lover. The sex, adventure and passion that was missing to the point of neglect is no longer a stress or concern for me.

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?

a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.

b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…

c. That would never happen!

With YSL it would never happen. Just being in the room with him turns me on. Illness would be the only reason I would withhold sex but I also know it would never be sought in that circumstance. 

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

It is actively encouraged by YSL, he often wakes to find me masturbating and enjoys just listening to my moans. 

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:

a. You are playful and tame

b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys

c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

I will go with all of the above!

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

Last night comes close, YSL impaled my arse on his cock in spoons position and then put my leg over his hip. He held me so tight, not moving his cock, just filling me, then masturbated me until I couldn't cum any more

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And YSL's answers 

1. Answer Yes or No:
I Regret My First Kiss - No
I Miss My First Love - No
I Married My First Love - No
I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me - No

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

Polyamorous without permission

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!

For any relationship to work and this includes the sexual side, there has to be open and clear communications, so with Yummy, where the above does happen......and it does, I clearly explain that I just physically can't do it, although the mental desire is always there

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

Yummy always seems to take it as a signal that play is about to commence!!

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

'C' with an adjustment. Not sure about the word 'shock'. Whilst welcome surprises may sometimes come in to play, I wouldn't wish to shock anyone.

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

Not sure that there has ever been the 'one', but I very much enjoy masturbating whilst Yummy sits on my face and covers me with her juices